Monday, May 23, 2016


one more week of hell. will i survive? can i survive? can i have the will to survive? will i have the can to survive? my babies, reality ain't a reality show...

1. hey, how you doin'? not good

2. you are given a strong but soft-to-the-touch-and-on-the-skin rope. what will you do? choose once. explain. a) throw it in the garage to use later to tie a tarp or something b) indoor rockwall climbing c) tie up your lover and have your way with him/her d) lasso your secret crush and take them with you

use it to play Clue

3. tell us 3 reasons why you or anyone should masturbate:

a) it's Masturbation Month.
b) it keeps you from spontaneously combusting.
c) imagine if cum was periwinkle-colored.

4. would you have sex with your best friend? have you had sex with a best friend in the past? how'd all that work out for ya? did you stay friends? yes. absolutely. we were friends. then we made love in a Denny's. we became best friends after that. but then we became BFFs and it got weird.

5. what are your top 5 reasons to break up with someone?: CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK

bonus: post an image you find erotic. what about it arouses you? check out the Helix Nebula up there, the eye in the sky. the space sky. it just goes to show that God's a freak like everyone else. He likes to watch.



Jules said...

Brings a whole new meaning to 'Moons over my hammy' *)

the late phoenix said...

i make no apologies. the sign said Early Bird Special *)