Monday, June 22, 2015


1. what would you eat for your "last supper"? pepperoni pizza and i'd keep an eye out for the supperguest who spills the salt. the 'za doesn't need any more salt anyway, the sauce takes care of that.

2. name 3 interesting/unique things to do in your town/city/region:

a. become mayor at any age
b. sit in the middle of the one road with your glassless glasses on and read your homemade zine.
c. make out in the town square. they haven't mowed that shrubbery for years (but you'll mow some shrubbery in there.)

3. tell us 2 things that terrify you:

a. i've never experienced Dunkin' Donuts. there isn't a Dunkin' Donuts anywhere in my vicinity. i see all day those shiny bright Dunkin' Donuts commercials on my dirty tv screen and can't do anything about it. i want to taste. i want to drink. it's better than The Bucks, right?

b. sprinkles. there's just something not quite right about sprinkles.

4. give us your best sex tip. just the tip

5. what do you have that you need to throw away? my trash can

bonus: would you participate in a sex organ beauty pageant? why or why not? i do everyday. i preen my penis in front of the morning mirror until there's no more morning. i am eternally fascinated by how much it looks like a plump, juicy salami. it makes me hungry for salami just in time for lunch. okay actually i'm just checking each morning to make sure it's still there.



AtiyaLuv said...

1. Mmmmmm pizza!! can't go wrong with pizza
2. HAHA "they haven't mowed that shrubbery for years (but you'll mow some shrubbery in there.)"
3. no Dunkins? trust me, you are not missing much, since McD's is selling stronger and better tasting coffee I have given up on DD, Mcd's med coffee .99 vs DD medium $2.56 - I used to love DD
4. *grins* the tip is good

Happy TMI!!

the late phoenix said...

atiya: yeah i heard that on the street that the McCafe has stepped its game up. when i was in college a McDoh! was near my hostel so i each morning had a sausage 'n' egg mcmuffin and one of those cute little orange juice white cups with large straw, guaranteed As on finals. there was Mccoffee then but not the McCafe we know and love today :)