OMG! IT'S DRAKE! *SCREAMS* yes, Drake, THAT's who i look like! y'know when you're at the bus stop and the dude asks you what celebrity you look like? and then he asks you to do some other stuff for him? see for the longest i wasn't sure, the closest i thought was Joseph Gordon-Levitt, but no no, it was right under my missing nose the whole time, it's Drake of course. Greatest Ever. now that's cool, i can hold my head high and go out in public with that one. it's still a miracle that Jimmy Brooks got out of that wheelchair. can you believe that Degrassi is finally coming to an end? me neither, i thought Degrassi would never end, literally, it would be Gunsmoke and SNL and the last Law & Order before Dick Wolf goes all Chicago on us. Degrassi i'm guessing will end up here Statesside on the CW, just don't go to TLC. there's something in the water in Canada and i mean that in a good way. Canada, the land of hot women, the iciest of hockey, gorgeous gray skies, teen soaps that go there, and smart sci-fi. so anyway the dude turns out to be the bus driver, he's waiting for his ride like me. i take a swig of my LeBron's Mix sprite, crush the can on my forehead, slide two bits into his slot and start
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he politely tells me to stop and points to the other passengers, everyone on board is more Lil Wayne. he wanted me to get him some cohibas but i told him about the Cuba thing. as the sunlight fades, the dude mounts his driver's seat, tips his official cap to me and says, "you look like the Sphinx." it was such a classic Hollywood moment.
which brings me to the Belmont tomorrow. you know the deal by now, predict which horse will win
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the winner of this blog game is the one who correctly picks the actual winning horse. to the victor belong the spoils: 3 of my comments typed while sober i promise. i'm not gonna say anymore, i don't want to jinx it...although i have to say that as the days have gone by this week i'm getting less and less confident...did i just jinx it?...did i do that?...see you after the result with the results...i'm here in the desert awaiting the race...happy weekend...hey have you noticed that as we've travailed the harsh endless sand there's an extra set of footprints?...