Monday, April 9, 2012
TMIT: LOVE, HATE, AND GUILTY SECRETS
Clay Aiken is looking kinda rough up there...
LOVE: peanut-butter spaghetti
HATE: spaghetti with peanut butter
GUILTY SECRET: i eat peanut-butter spaghetti.
LOVE: wearing a raincoat on a sunny day
HATE: when i have to wear pants...society told me i have to wear pants out
GUILTY SECRET: sometimes...heh heh...i don't wear pants underneath, i'm a commando rebel...shhh, society doesn't know.
LOVE: when i read an awesome book which hasn't yet explored a secret idea of mine
HATE: then i read that cool book which HAS explored an idea i had
GUILTY SECRET: i get very gloomy on such days, i tend to not read again for forty days and forty nights...
LOVE: "i love you, you love me..."
HATE: sometimes when an indie rock song tries to be so indie that only one indie person in the crowd "gets it"...no, not the composer, the head of the label, when only the big boss man gets it, the one with all the money, your indie cred vanishes.
GUILTY SECRET: i'd still take the money. i mean, tacos don't grow on trees, except in Narnia.
LOVE: anything with the word STAR in it
HATE: anything political, unless it's a political thriller...hate politics, love to be thrilled
GUILTY SECRET: in the '80s i snuck into a movie theater with Brad to see My Little Pony The Movie without paying, i'm sorry, i'm 'fessing up to this now, i know it was wrong, but, well, Brad was so cool back then...
6. tv show
LOVE: X Files, Star Trek: TNG, ER, vivid, intense, learned dramas like those were
HATE: My Little Pony, the incident with Brad has left a bad taste in my mouth
GUILTY SECRET: ........My Little Pony....sorry......
7. celebrity crush:
LOVE: LeVar Burton, that guy is the MAN, Reading Rainbow AND Star Trek: TNG!!!, i want to wear that same visual device Geordi had on, that hair bow thing, YEAH!
HATE: Lindsay Lohan, but see, is it that i hate HER or that i hate ME because i secretly love her and want to solve all her problems for her?
GUILTY SECRET: Kardashian...Kim...i know, but, y'know, i mean, shit, i wouldn't turn it down, namean?
8. music group
LOVE: NIN, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, LIVE, Radiohead, basically if they're good, actually GOOD, like the songs have more than one layer to them, lyrics which include big long words, and if a song lasts for 10 minutes, that's also a sure-fire way to determine if it's worthwhile, means it's epic
HATE: can't blame Bieber, but i CAN blame the God who created Bieber: *shaking my fist at air*
GUILTY SECRET: i LOVE Madonna, and i'm proud of that, i don't care what the haters say, Madonna taught me to embrace my Catholic guilt and fuck the shit outta it
9. sports team:
LOVE: the team from Mudville, for there was no joy, i fit in there quite nicely
HATE: Yankees, Lakers, THOSE kind of teams, huh? huh? yeah
GUILTY SECRET: i want to do a Lebron one time and wear a Yankees cap to a Cleveland Indians game. dat dude is crazy, i love him. Burn, baby, burn :P
bonus: sex position/sex act/fetish:
LOVE: vanilla sex
HATE: vanilla sex with coconut sprinkles, hate coconut, love coconut milk, though, in small doses
GUILTY SECRET: vanilla sex with vanilla frosting spread around all the naughty bits, safe word is "vanilla ice cream", can't move until i lick it all up, ahhhhh, my first vanilla-scented gash, smells good, tastes better...
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