Wednesday, February 15, 2012

TNH: BACK TO THE FUTURE STARTING LINE


*CLICKY CLICKY*



click on my mom, i mean my date, eating my, or was it her?, birthday cake on That Special Day to conclude the series



waking up from an unconscious nap,
rows and rows of layer cake as roads,
i travel, amnesiac, to any land
which will offer me food and purpose.

"There you are!!!" they all say,
recognizing me before i do,
"You're the Ice Cream Mayor, our mortal enemy,
This is Cakesville, bitch!!! Die, traitor, die!!!"

those were the last words i heard, *THIS IS CAKESVILLE, BITCH* before being bludgeoned to death with yeast and frosting




CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE, TO ATTEND MY FUNERAL













CLICK HERE FOR THE NAUGHTY HANGOUT







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12 comments:

nitebyrd said...

Mmmmm ... cake and Cake! Yum!

Okay, now this is creeping me out a bit. When I clicked on your picture for the finale, I got a Human Centipede vibe from it. *shudder* Your back is divine but the drawing, just messed with my head.

Jack and Jill said...

There's always something in your posts (sometimes several somethings) that makes us laugh. Today it was "click on my mom, i mean my date".

The Distance! This one brings back memories of being twenty and listening to it on one of our local modern rock stations. I haven't listened to the radio in years.

KaziGrrl said...

Yum... just yummmmmmm ;)
Oh! that was the theme wasn't it! LOL

~Kazi xxx

~c said...

How fun! I always look forward to your rendition, and the music!

~c

the late phoenix said...

nite: we both have to remember to switch from zombie mode back to human mode, or the neighbors will start to get suspicious. i really must post my review of HUMAN CENTIPEDE one of these days...

jj: radio blues are heavy for me, too

kazi: i just go, i start typing whatever, theme, meme, or bleed

c: gonna try a same-letter series starting next week, with REALLY good music

Mia Wallace said...

Your mom/date eating that cake... It all looks delicious.

And Cake! A local band! Bravo!!

Cheeky Minx said...

Is it wicked to admit I've had thoughts of smothering you with my Cake too? ;-)

the late phoenix said...

mia: cali pride

cheeky: babe, i dream about eating out your *cake* every night...it's true :*

The Naughty Clan said...

Wonderfully twisted interpretation of this week's theme. You did both Yummy and Fantasy at the same time. Thanks for playing along!

Hedone said...

Ice Cream Mayor? Cakesville?

You crack me up! Must be doing some good drugs.

There are worst ways to die :D

Going the distance...great song. Love the music.

-H

the late phoenix said...

clan: i'm so twisted, my body's a pretzel

hedone: i'm high on the drug of LIFE

viemoira said...

I have been living off from cake for a few weeks now. It helps me keep my curvacious figure! ;)