Monday, February 20, 2012
TMIT: INSPIRATION PENETRATION
1. list ONE word to describe your last sexual encounter: GOD
2. describe your worst sexual experience and the fallout from it. dateline: college, she was the one i have been harboring a torch for ever since, the blonde, my fellow theatre-class student, i thought things were going well, the kisses, the longing looks, the hair-touching, i really thought we were going to go for it, do the skin dance, i set up a date at our cafe, she didn't show. i consider this my worst sexual experience even though we didn't do the nasty because i was already having sex with her in my mind, so it was like my body was missing out on what my brain was experiencing. the fallout was bad: dropped out of college, shut up in a small hole, and the worst decision yet: plugged into a computer, started a blog, the end is nigh
3. do you fuck outside the box? very dangerous question for me, but yes, yes i do, i'm normally a Burger King bathroom kind of guy, but one time i did do it at a jack in the BOX, so...it was actually INSIDE the BOX, though, in the bathroom
4. do you live the BDSM way in every way, not just in the bedroom, is it your religion? of course it is, BDSM is my way of life:
SM: salted meats
i've gotta eat a balanced meal each day, at least one, or it's hard for me to get out of bed in the mornings, must maintain that healthy diet to insure only the hardest of fucks in the bedroom.
5. how do you feel about your significant other fucking around with another person? wanna watch and/or join in? of course it's hot, i don't have any hang-ups when it comes to sex, i really don't, i'm all for absolute freedom and experimentation, if you feel it, move toward it, do it, embrace it, and fuck it silly. i'll join in, if you'll have me, i can even do the color commentary on our threesome sex tape which i'll then sell to the tabloids...no, no, just kidding, i'm not a bad person, i wouldn't do that, i know it's a private filmed moment between us three...you can trust me, wink wink
bonus: fill in the blanks: i like it (BLANK) on the outside and (BLANK) in the middle.
i like it CRISPY on the outside and DOUGHY in the middle, that's the best kind of toast, a piece of toast which can carry the weight of the pat of butter on it. we are talking 'bout toast, right? getting back to the whole BDSM thing...?
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