Saturday, February 11, 2012

MARKETING FAIL






FIRST, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE, AND THEN LET'S TALK





i am as NEANDERTHAL as they come, but even I realize that eliminating 50% of your potential customers is a bad move, even looking at it as purely a business model if not for anything else, anything else like the humanistic aspect of it, the ONE LOVE aspect of it.

folks, THESE are the pressing issues of our times, these are the great moral dilemmas we must discuss as a race if we are to survive...wait, do we want to survive? deep down, do we really? okay, well i'm just gonna assume that as an underlying motivator for us in the blogosphere, still hazy on that, though, but let's move on. folks, my babies, seriously, if WE don't tackle these issues, who will?






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7 comments:

Magz Killgore said...

You'd be surprised at how many people buy into this shit though.

Major.Mack said...

lol Not only is Dr. Pepper Disgusting. So is this AD :)

Bonafide Jones said...

no... NO.. marketing WIN!! WIN epic.. epic WIN
for soooo many reasons. For every bottle of this I drink I will buy another just to pour down the drain.

Come At Me Bro said...

This is great!

Jack and Jill said...

I'm so glad we have a DVR and can easily skip commercials.

nitebyrd said...

No, it's really genius. Tell people that something isn't for them and they want it more! Women will buy it for guys just so they can have some.

Of course we have to address such monumental issues! Because we still don't know the outcome of whether it taste's great or is less filling.

viemoira said...

Well us rebellious women will drink it because we arre told NOT to so perhaps...

I like "Catch Phase".