Saturday, February 25, 2012
MULTIPLE CHOICE: JEWELS
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what should he have done instead?
A) tell her straight-up to her face, "i wanna fuck you. i know, i know, my wife and everything...i'm sorry, but i wanna fuck you."
B) say to her "my, my, my dear, what a lovely necklace you have. i was looking at your neckLACE, not your neckLINE, wink wink, nudge nudge," and then he nudges her with his elbow on her midsection, all clever like, like he just accomplished the single greatest wordplay of all time.
C) explain to her, "the reason i looked up suddenly in a jerky motion is not that i'm a jerk, but because there was this rare bird which flew by. did you see the bird? no? yeah, it was...this...rare bird...thing...flew around just for a split second...it had one blue feather instead of the usual three...not much of a bird person myself, but, y'know, when it enters your sphere of vision like that, you can't help but to gander at it...human reaction and all."
D) get up on the table and exclaim to everyone there, "Okay, OKAY!!! YOU GOT ME, okay? i'm not gonna lie anymore, ya got me, ya caught me staring at her hot tits, so sue me, i'm a man, i'm just a guy, so fucking sue me, take away my crown and let me get crowned." then, he pulls down his pants to reveal his point, he's wearing polka-dot and hearts jockey shorts by the way; "YOU CAUGHT ME WITH MY PANTS DOWN, YA GOT ME RED-HANDED, TAKE ME AWAY, OFFICER, I'M GUILTY OF HAVING A SEX DRIVE, YA HAPPY NOW, CAMERAS? HAPPY NOW?"
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