* new cable boxes...passwords...
* "technology was a mistake"---Hayao Miyazaki
* okay. fine. but you promise it's just the toilet paper, right?
* social-media influencer=professional poker player
* disruptor=the Trickster
* when's the next season of The Venture Bros.?...
* i mean it is called waste.
* not Hippocrates. not Dr. Dre. Hippocrates=hippo crates
* it's like one big twitter toilet
* auntie just likes ketchup and milk. Smart Pipe's broken.
* Sbarro Pizza: i know pizza's pizza but Sbarro brings up a lot of dark mall memories for me.
* haters drink a lot of lemonade
* sorry, it was lime disease. you just drank too much Sprite. Smart Pipe's broken.
* don't blame Ayn Rand for this.
* "some people really shouldn't be parents"---Judge Judy
* "the aliens have a message for humanity: 'give us back our pod. Smart Pipe is a hoax.'"---Mulder
* back then when we treated the planet like our own personal outhouse...
* no, butts are not like fingerprints, butts are more like opinions...
* everyone on this show is in prison.
* i got 24 hours of sleep...this month.
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