* Juan: i can't help falling in love with you.
* Sarah: i dropped my papers on purpose.
* Juan: got peppermint?
Sarah: uh, no...
Juan: it's alright it's alright
* Sarah: Juan i love kissing you but your car is a piece of shit. we were supposed to go to the movies but we just stayed parked at my house cos it's leaking oil. i really wanted to see The Seventh Seal.
Juan: still with the peppermint i see
* Juan: those are my favorite shorts you wear. just wanted to vocalize that.
* Sarah: here's your peppermint.
she kisses him in the falling snow.
Juan: got any gum?
* Sarah: kinda weird how we're not going to prom together, huh?
* Juan: i'm writing the next great American novel on this wrapper here.
* Sarah: what's with this porn stash?! hundreds and hundreds of boxes of dirty magazines. you have me now.
Juan: i know i'm sorry. but i'm not a pervert. i'm just a man.
Sarah: okay but why did you have to fuck the entire volleyball team!?
Juan: got any gum?
Sarah: GUM WON'T SOLVE THE PROBLEM! GUM CAN'T SOLVE EVERY PROBLEM! I HATE GUM! I FUCKING HATE GUM!
* Sarah: gotta plane to catch. new job.
Juan: don't go.
Sarah: have to. i'm the only provider in this family.
Juan: the gum novel is progressing i promise.
* Sarah: your face looks weird.
Juan: that's just your computer screen. gotta clean it.
Sarah: you eating enough?
Juan: yeah. gum.
* Juan: we gonna fuck finally.
Sarah falls asleep...
* Sarah: oh my god Juan this is fantastic. our history drawn on cute little wrappers. Draw My Love Life! how did you get the booked art museum to lend you this space?
Juan: i didn't. i rounded all the wrappers from all the gum i chewed my entire life into a big rock and threw it at the windows. silent alarm. the cops are on their way. let's wrap this thing up. pun intended. Sarah, will you marry me?
Sarah: of course my love. wait is this a Ring Pop?...
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happy weekend. don't get gum stuck in your hair. if you do, peanut butter! eat a peanut butter sandwich and try to think of a way to get gum out of your hair.