Tuesday, November 24, 2015

TMIT: CORNED BEEF



1. which one do you want more of in bed: romance, experimentation, or foreplay? fiveplay. sixplay is fiveplay with butter.

2. what are three mistakes someone could make with you that would necessitate you turning down their plea for a second date? i am very forgiving. who am i to judge? i love everyone. i love the world. that being said: margarine, if they don't use Axe bodyspray, and you have to love animals more than people, that's a must.

3. tell us something sexual you do not do anymore? why? masturbation. too messy. we'll see how it goes tonight...

4. during sex, would you rather have a lover pull your hair, scratch your back, or spank your ass? pull my long strong luxurious shiny hefty healthy strands of raven-black hair. Trent Reznor hair. *sigh*, a boy can dream. i already bought a backscratcher. i spank my own ass everyday doing this thing called life.

5. foreplay: is there such a thing as too much? everything is foreplay, there is no sex. everything you do is but the prelude to the next thing. that book you're reading now? that will lead to something later...

bonus: what is the best thing about you? i'm not awesome now, but i'm gonna reincarnate into an awesome frog. give me a kiss then and i'll tell you tales.

HAPPY TURKEY DAY! THANK YOU MY DEAR READERS FOR EVERYTHING. THANKS FOR TAKING TIME OUT OF BUSY SCHEDULES TO GIVE ME A PERUSE EVERY SO OFTEN, I GREATLY APPRECIATE IT. I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS, ALWAYS FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN'T ACCOMPLISH, FLY HIGH INTO THE SKY LIKE A TURKEY, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK

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2 comments:

Jules said...

Eight play - more limbs and more butter.

Bestiality?

You are already awesome, my sweet and a born raconteur.

Happy thanksgiving. May flower, s lie in your path with buttery cups. *)

the late phoenix said...

thank you, my sweet, to you and yours as well. after hearing about poor Squanto, Thanksgiving will never be the same. i'm an animal lover.........yeah, that sounds right. *kissy kissy emoji* *)