Monday, November 9, 2015


1. what brings you here to TMIT? that gorgeous white couch above, that thing is a masterpiece of tablature wood and spring-mounted action. and the redwood finish in the background completes the grand, elegant place to lie and be comfortable. my life is on the couch, whether i'm sleeping, sexting, sexing, therapying, or painting my grandfather on a ceiling.

2. have you played TMIT before? how often do you play? i don't remember, i was a bird then. it's the only thing i do religiously...

3. what's your problem? i don't have enough money for the full hour. how about i tell you my embarrassing secret, you tell me "don't do that anymore", and i'll buy you a drink.

4. how does playing TMIT make you feel? inspired, included, inclusive, immaculate, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK

5. does TMIT help get you ideas for writing? yes, sincerely. i marvel at how connected all of my writing ideas are when it comes to TMIT flowing into my soap opera flowing into my instagram stories. it's all one big beautiful circle, an energy ring of infinite speed, Heaven, The Flash DC Comics concept of the Speed Force.

6. is playing TMIT therapy for you? all writing is free therapy which is better than paid therapy cos you don't have to get out of bed. i can do my speed in my pajamas in peace.

bonus: if you could wave a magic wand, what positive changes would you make happen in your life? do you need the wand to make the changes? without my wand i can't get water. they say you need water to live. though i've noticed i'm more artistic when i don't bathe...



Jules said...

I love that white couch too! I could lounge on it for days munching on pot snacks and telling Sir I my lucid thoughts.

"Don't do that anymore."

"Shut up, Sir I and buy me a drink."

"I'm not capable of that, M'lady"

"Well get a fucking magic wand and make yourself capable!"

"Do you have enough money for the full hour? Only I'm running out of battery."

"That's the problem with you cyber robots, you don't have the juice to sustain me. Get me some water!"

"I'm not capable of that M'lady but I can take you to a website..."

The magic water website: Water courses through the whole of life and is the most magical of all elements. Sparkly water is water touched by wands. Don't drink it.

Hello my sweet *)

the late phoenix said...

hello mah dahlin. lucid thoughts are good, but it's the unlucid thoughts which make for the best stories......i can never remember my unlucid thoughts. adult swim taught me today that all life is the result of streams......or maybe they were just trying to get me to buy their online streaming service *)

Hedone said...

Your time at TMI therapy is free! Having you on the tmi couch is therapeutic for me.

@Jules - That comment or banter made me laugh out loud. It also left me wondering: aha! Is this dialogue from some movie to which phoenix and jules are fans?

P.S. I clicked on the link, saw the name of the band and knew I could not handle that music at 2 am.

the late phoenix said...

H: come back to Queensryche, they are definitely worth it, they are the grandfathers of the Seattle sound, the keepers of the flame *sign of the horns emoji*