* unfortunately there won't be a 2017 for any of us...
* epic fail on the epic fail
* twitter sucks.
* started from the bottom now we rear
* blue whale: if the ocean thing doesn't work out, there's always porn.
* thought it was gonna be other toys
* Hector Ramirez: News You Can Trust. He Won't Bullshit You.
* there will be a reckoning, Mitch.
* anxiety? spank it. the anal antidote
* stuffed-animal pee is the worst to clean off.
* Bruce: it's not my fault. blame Old Gregg.
* she is literally hot shit.
* see? a society without privacy would be messy. anyone know Edward Snowden's email?
* sports are kinda silly, huh?
* solution: teleprompter
* all it takes is one bad day...
* Chip got down.
* cool as the other side of the pillow
* the bag of lime is for the fajitas later.
* Bruce: my new aftershave is called Cum. Latin for with.
* Bruce: you've run out of woodchippers?! in Fargo, North Dakota?! need some hounds. anyone know Monty Burns's email?
* if time travel exists, why didn't you bump into a time traveler from the future walking down the street on your way to Starbucks?
* they're bloopers of the human condition.
* yeah i mean think of that initial pitch meeting for the pet rock.
* Bruce: my car smells like dead body.............................no wait, that's just me.
* Bruce: i just wanted you to leave the refrigerator. i know it's you eating my fajitas. the baggie is clearly marked MINE.
* Bruce: not Satanic chanting, Latin chanting.
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