* why is it that i'm more tired after my shower? (tireder?)
* that Norwegian doc's got like no accent.
* Colonel Sanders, in keeping with his brand, is stoned.
* Bazooka Joe did this. didn't work. you gotta first fix what's inside. gotta get rid of that bazooka.
* Vanilla Icelandic Ultrablue
* see? Enya would sell more records if she wore a sexy dress. it's not all about the music.
* Captain Stabbin
* there is no such thing as clean pure air. gotta go to space for that.
* no one should use that word. no one.
* can't Disneyfy the horrors of history.
* can't sweet-old-lady-fy the horrors of history.
* can't wait for Olympic golf!
* what are you willing to pay for a college education?
* fudge is being bleeped. fudge isn't good for you, it's not healthy. why do they make fudge anyway?
* hey, come on, i like Smooth.
* hitting too close
* this is fundamentally why Weekend at Bernie's didn't work. death isn't funny.
* you can also use the embalm balm as chapstick.
* that blanket must be really itchy.
* young Neil Diamond
* "Solitary Man" plays in the Bubble Room.
* no one reads in a limousine.
* Thursdays/Fridays = Star Trek: The Next Generation lettering
* i'll never get shaving bumps. cos i don't shave.
* what the world needs now is love, sweet love. AND more friendship.
* but not dad grads, they're too old
* don't worry, there's no Phase Two. it was never continued...
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happy weekend. keep calm and carry on