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1. sex. what are your areas of expertise? i am male.
2. how long have you been having sex? since last Thursday. study hall, you know how it gets in the library.
3. what time of day do you prefer to fuck?
a) morning cock a doodle do (yes i do)
b) afternoon delight
c) night twilight (zone), that's the freakiest sex
4. do you charge for sex? money or some other means of payment? your soul. collection. i'm a sucker for any Aretha.
5. how long does your average sexual encounter last? as long as your soul. collection.
6. do you have a safe word? what is it? Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. when we do it in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, it gets confusing.
bonus: ever had sex so good you broke things or something? not to be all Twilight Edward or anything, but a few of my beds have been broken in my time. mostly due to shoddy workmanship, it's hard to find an exact fit for a twin mattress...
...i have a twin mattress cos she broke my heart...
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2 comments:
Cock a doodle do! Ha! And what happened to midnight feast?
I didn't know you were a fan of Welsh towns, my sweet. I used to be able to (forced to) spell that word (aged ten) and say it perfectly. I had really fun parents like that. So I'd never fuck up on your safe word. (damn)
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my sweet, as i tried to type out that Welsh town, Autocorrect kept directing me to Lumberjack Song, Monty Python. i think my computer's trying to tell me something...besides that it's alive...*)
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