1. my_________is so beautiful it belongs in a museum but my________belongs in a pawn shop. zucchini, meaning actual zucchini, in the museum. my pickle, meaning penis, in the pawn shop cos i got it stuck in a pickle jar trying to open the pickle jar. i'm not your typical man with the strength to open pickle jars.
2. i would most like to take a class in_________class, like netiquette and shit.
3. excluding people or pets, what is your most prized possession? my ThunderCats collection. they're people and pets.
4. what's your type? a) sexy b) sophisticated c) sweet 'n' innocent. i'm type AB, it's laminated right there on my library card.
5. what is the first thing you do when you get home from work? do the work i didn't do at work cos i don't work so there's a lot to do when i get home from wherever the hell i was all day. what do i do all day? i don't want to give it away, it's a surprise, but it has something to do with thumbs.
6. what is the last foolish thing you did with someone? i twiddled my thumbs with them.
bonus: cucumber or zucchini? normally when it's just me at home, cucumber. but when i know you're coming over, i pickle it up, dress it, stripe it, see above. i get my zucchini all did up and fancy waiting on your arrival. but you already know.
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