1. how long have you been blogging? when i started, there were no birds, only dinosaurs.
2. tell us about your pen name. yeah, it was given to me by my favorite bird, my Papa Phoenix. Papa swooped me up from my village one day and into his nest where he fed me mealworms. those became my favorite beetles until a certain invasion switched my loyalties. one day Pop went out to get a pack of smokes and never came back. the villagers said they saw him smoking...ritually.
3. what is your blog about? yes it's about that.
4. do you earn money from your blog? this is a sore subject.
5. what inspired you to blog? i had no life and wanted to become famous. now that i blog i literally have no life and can't enjoy the fame. fame sucks.
6. what keeps you blogging? the phoenix has become the albatross.
7. any advice for readers looking for love? looking to get laid? looking for a threesome?
the mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death---Oscar Wilde
enjoy the sumptuous Smashing Pumpkins video "Stand Inside Your Love" for further details.
8. did you do your kegels today? when was the last time? men: there is no evidence that kegels prevent erectile dysfunction---source: WebMD. thank you, i trust WebMD, whenever i have a question about my health, the first thing i do is go to the internet.
bonus: do you have any special sexual gifts or talents or tricks? do tell.
i'm gonna let my hand take this one, he's seen all the action, not me. hand, the floor is yours:
hmmm, sorry folks, he's normally so active.
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