Friday, May 15, 2015
2015 PREAKNESS GAME, ANYONE CAN PLAY!!!
get your preak on! it's all set up, my babies, American Pharoah Spelled Incorrectly will win all three this year. i know what you're saying, we've seen this script before, the unbeatable horse wins the first two legs in grand fashion only to get tired at the Belmont and finish last amid some sort of shady scandal. not this time, we've waited long enough, how many pieces can a heart break into until it's not a heart anymore, just a lot of pink dust you have to sweep up and deposit through the swinging door of the office trashcan and explain to your boss that it's pink-lemonade mix, not drugs? see the pic up there? THREE. there ya go. i'm not counting the baby ones in the foreground or the sand ones, the aliens who probed me last week told me those were just their practice pyramids which were later used to design our human food chart. btw that's why i was gone for so long in case anyone was wondering. aliens captured me, so...
anyone can play this blog game. first,
CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK FOR THE CONTENDERS.
choose one from that list to win tomorrow. if you actually get it right, you win 3 big ones from me at your blog. comments, not that. use the little surprise i left you in the comment box below as a guide.
SEE, SEE? there are only SEVEN other horses for Pharoah to beat. how hard could it be? seven is a lucky number. it's all coming together, folks. see you later with the results.