Monday, March 24, 2014

TMIT: SOOTHING MUSIC AND THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS






living life would just be more interesting with BGM=background music...in the background.

what background music should play in the background in these various situations?:

1. when you wake up in the morning: "Morning" by Grieg of course.

2. when you climax during sex: CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK

3. when you urinate: silence, i need silence or i get too nervous to pee. i have an irritable penis.

4. when you walk into your home after a long day of work: anything from the musical Hair.

5. when you take the first sip of your favorite beverage: that annoying Folgers Coffee jingle, the one where the son comes home from college and wakes up the empty-nesters who had finally forgotten they had a son.

bonus: when you are reprimanding your kids or yelling at your significant other: if i were lucky enough to have kids or a significant other one day, i'd love them, never yell at them. i imagine the Sesame Street theme always playing in the background. even adults need sunny days.

bonus bonus: when you are having sexual relations: either music from Romeo and Juliet or the Benny Hill theme depending on the number of the date...

this is awesome: considering the content of this anime, the fact that this is done in a church makes it doubly awesome: CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK



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9 comments:

Michael Samadhi said...

Sesame street in the background - too funny. You have great musical taste, mine is a little more raw . . .

the late phoenix said...

secret samadhi: every music genre is the baby of the classics, er, classicals.

Juliette said...

Wow - The choir singing that in the church is beautiful. I'm impressed with your musical choices here. Very moving.

I also think that Elfenlied could be quite soothing for irritable penis.

Becky Whee said...

I love your musical choices. I was surprised that I knew them actually, well beside sesame street. You are right though, everyone needs sunny days.

the late phoenix said...

there is only one cure for irritable penis...

Hedone said...

2. Listening to that I was almost brought to climax!
Nice.

3. *giggle, snort* irritable penis.
I bet I can make it happy ;-)

4. Really.

5. rofl
Is folgers in your cup?

Bonus: Awww that's so sweet!

If I had kids I would hear Pat Benatar screaming "Hell is for Children"

- H

AtiyaLuv said...

#2 I am with Hedone on that!
#3 lmao to the irritable penis! ehehe
#4 I like that!!
#5 I actually like that folgers coffee commercial *grins*
#6 haha, i will go with the benny hill!!

awesome!!

Aluc

Sammi said...

Love #4!

Happy TMI

the late phoenix said...

juli: that intro theme moves me now the same way it did when i first heard it.

becky: sunny days, chasing the clouds away...as i type, it's raining...seriously...*happy*

H: Benatar is the queen of the anthem.

atiya: i like the commercial and i like coffee, it just brings back bad college memories for me :)

sammi: Hair was the first thing that made nudity on stage cool.