1. right now i'm_____________: just glad all of these Phoenix pics pulled through and made it to post, my old old box computer was acting wonky, didn't want to take orders from anyone, and was speaking in tongues. it really is on its last legs. sad, very sad. as a Phoenix myself, i take this stuff seriously.
2. tonight i'd like to ________ in the ________: watch the Australian Open in the nude. play in the Australian Open in the nude, but that's not allowed in today's polite society...yet.
3. ______ can do _______ to me anytime: my blogger babies can do anything their imaginations can conceive of to me anytime. no, seriously, i want to get to know all of yous better, really intimate-like, there's a planned 6PM orgy at my McMansion tonight, be fashionably late, but if you come in after 7, the giant mansion doors with the vanilla shake emblem on the right and the order of fries on the left will be heavily closed permanently the rest of the evening :(
or just Angry Birds Her edition to start off, we can take it slow, too.
4. the best thing to happen to me in 2014 has been _________: it's 2014? i thought it was Year Zero, i got Year Zero off those lyrics that are graffitied on that grey wall, you know the one between the liquor store and the church? i'm still alive? oh joy.....................oh wait, i'm still....yeah, so........yeah......nothing's changed.......i'm dying.......inside.......like my poor desktop computer.
5. _________ is one of the best feelings in the world: blogging.......now that is depressing.
6. _______ really ________ me: cumming in her mouth really completes the fantasy...of me. here, i'm not talking about my ipad mini.
bonus: post a photo that really turns you on and tell us why it does: i would, but my computer just died, it can't function at a high-enough level to perform the extraordinary task of posting a pic from the web to this blog. suffice to say it was a picture of you and me on the beach fucking, sucking, cumming, and juicing, and then i drink some apple juice, you drink some apple juice---one of those mini glass containers that are whimsically shaped like an apple---and the waves gently commingle with our bodily fluids to form the perfect triumvirate of nature. later, i get jealous of your good-looking, newer, airier, fluffier ipad mini...
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