Monday, January 6, 2014

TMIT: I HAVE 200 MORE YEARS TO LIVE...













1. what was the last fantasy you thought about while masturbating? forgot the chili-cheese corn dogs...

2. do you think about fantasies while playing with your partner? my sports psychologist orders me all the time to envision winning the championship, the roar of the crowd and the fantasy of the heavy gold medal around my neck, slightly choking me. my imaginary partner and i PLAY THIS, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK. we're good sports about it. we're not good yet, but we did make regionals last year.

3. if the sex isn't that great, does your mind wander? to what?

1. better sex where she lets me cum in her mouth
2. better sex where i happily stick out my tongue for her juice
3. chili-cheese corn dogs

4. have you ever thought about a previous partner while with another? no, my previous partner bilked me and the company out of its entire life savings and disappeared into Mexico. no trace of him ever since. we were in antiquing. i don't mind him absconding with the rest of that junk, but that genie lamp is mine, damnit, i had my three wishes all lined up!

5. what is the biggest turn-off thought that has barged into your head at the wrong moment? that, while presently having sex, i'd rather be blogging about this sex than experiencing this sex right now happening with me and her. computer life has destroyed me completely. i want to live again. let's just fast-forward to my reincarnation now so i can push the RESET button on my Nintendo Entertainment System gray box.

bonus: if you were to think about another blogger during sexual play (intercourse, masturbating, and the like) to spice things up, who would it be? (put a link to their blog so we can all think of them): do you see that? do you see my face bright red right now? i just got back from an audition...played a giant strawberry...

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8 comments:

Kazi G said...

Yum, those chili cheese corn dogs ;)

:*

~Kazi xxx

Sammi said...

Chili cheese corn dogs? Sound good :-)

Happy TMI!

AtiyaLuv said...

I love how your mind wanders!
and of course the chilli-cheese corn dogs! Yuummy!

Aluv

Hedone said...

1. I don't want to know more.

2. Hahaha. THAT should be an Olympic sport. Far more interesting than curling.

3. #2 is hot!

4. ...and your 3 wishes were?


Bonus: You'd make a believable delicious and succulent strawberry.

-H

the late phoenix said...

i say kazi, sammi, and i all eat chili-cheese corn dogs together, call it a trio, threeway, whatever, just eating corn dogs and talkin' 'bout corn dogs...

atiya: my mind has wandered as far as it can go...no wait, there's a little more space over there...

H: 1) orange juice, 2) apple juice, 3) clit juice

the late phoenix said...

oh, Atiya joins the chili-cheese foursome, the corn dog orgy, talkin' 'bout my tasty hot dog and stuff

Juliette said...

You have such an imagination..

the late phoenix said...

juli: it keeps me warm on those dark and stormy nights...