Wednesday, June 8, 2011

TACO BELL ROLE PLAY






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we're about to do important work here. after watching this commercial, it's clear that we must help Mike bag...i mean, win the heart of...Denise. i mean this is Denise, people, the most gorgeous taco bell employee of all time. the grand elders have continually warned us that such a babe simply doesn't work at taco bell, that it's all a hollywood trick, but i disagree. denise is the standard, and one day, i'll walk into my local taco bell as always, and she'll be there, asking cutely if i want mild sauce with that. hasn't happened yet, wonder if i should broaden my horizons and maybe visit a different taco bell in another state, but no, that would venture into stalking i suppose. oh denise, with those careless eyes and devil-may-care attitude about beef, i'm sure if i smelled your hair it would smell of seasoned cheese rather than lilacs.

okay, so put yourself in the position of Mike from the commercial, and role play. what would you say as Mike to finally get the attention of the damsel denise so you two crazy kids could go on that first date to mcdonalds?




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14 comments:

the late phoenix said...

denise, baby, you can call me mitch, you can call me mitch all day, babes, ha! yeah, well, listen, i know you're into beef, like really fucking into beef, it's not strange, it's quirky, i like it...so listen, i'm not gonna go with the cheap line of "do you want to taste MY meat?", not gonna go there, you're too classy for that...all i'll say is that you are the best, denise, you are a one-of-a-kind gal, and i want your body, i mean, i want YOU...so i'll be your beefy melt, i'll be your chalupa. i know you've said i've had a hard shell all my life, but your kindness has melted me like nacho cheese, and i'm now a SOFT shell 'cause of you...*tear*

nitebyrd said...

I believe that it could happen. You know, you walking into Taco Bell and seeing someone like Denise. The reason being, I once went into Pollo Tropical and who was tossing chickens on the grill with supreme sexiness but an Antonio Banderas double. It was the most surreal moment I ever had with black beans and rice thrown in.

As for Mike, he hasn't got a prayer, IMO.

Slyde said...

lol... i just saw that commercial last night for the first time, and all i could think was..

"that bitch just walked away while he was in the middle of talking... i'd stick that bitch's face in the deep fryer"..

Lemons Don't Make Lemonade said...

THAT GIRL IS HOT.

Post some pictures of hot guys next time. ;)

boneman said...

OK, I don't actually swing that way, but, for romance, I'll give it a try.
"Mike, baby. C'mon home with me and I'll get you a cool beer to drink and give you such a nice shave. OOOO, baby baby baby...make your face so smooth, and quite kissable.
I'll put our feet up, and fetch you chips, sandwiches, the remote control...whatever your heart desires.
I'll even fetch you a porn dvd and a nice, clean sock for you.

I'll help you forget ALL about that hussy in the bell...
we'll go on long walks through the bowling alleys, we'll go shopping for some playstations and nintendos. Maybe some tools at the hardware store.
We'll have romantic talks at the football games... basketball games...
I'll even tune up that troublesome 309 Pontiac with the three two barrels on it.

(Does that help?)

the late phoenix said...

nite: this is bringing me back to the days when i would sit on my mother's lap and eat some chicken wrapped in tortillas at our local el pollo loco

slyde: word

lemons: your wish is my command. oh, btw, i'm in love with you...

bone: yes, you have no idea how much that's helping me right now, thank you truly. i've always wanted to play nintendo in a bowling alley

Baby Daddy #4 said...

She's so damn stuck up! Mitch is even kinda cute! I know plenty of bitches that work in the fast food industry but won't dare date a guy that does the same. they are usually baby momma's that don't know who the father of their children is...

YOU HEAR ME BOOM-QUIESHA! I HATE YOUR GOLD TOOTH WEARING ASS...

ummmmm
thanks for the vent

drollgirl said...

pretty pretty sure anyone working around food all day reeks of it.

and the pic of the truck plowing through the tbell window is pretty pretty funny.

i cannot imagine trying to ask someone out on a date. THE HORROR! needless to say, i am glad i am not a man!

the late phoenix said...

baby: my favorite blogger strikes again! :*

droll: being a guy is cool. we're dumb, but we're expected to be dumb, so it's all good

Trixie said...

If i were mike i would run from that bitch. No one is good looking enough to be that bitchy and hold my interest ;)

Elliot MacLeod-Michael said...

I love romantic stories like that.
+followed

the late phoenix said...

trixie: the good-looking bitch is always the ultimate dilemma

elliot: ha! yep, i'm a sucker for romance, too

Trixie said...

I guess I understand. I put up with moody guys just because they are really smart

the late phoenix said...

you won't meet a moodier guy than me ;)