Wednesday, June 8, 2011
TACO BELL ROLE PLAY
FIRST, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE
we're about to do important work here. after watching this commercial, it's clear that we must help Mike bag...i mean, win the heart of...Denise. i mean this is Denise, people, the most gorgeous taco bell employee of all time. the grand elders have continually warned us that such a babe simply doesn't work at taco bell, that it's all a hollywood trick, but i disagree. denise is the standard, and one day, i'll walk into my local taco bell as always, and she'll be there, asking cutely if i want mild sauce with that. hasn't happened yet, wonder if i should broaden my horizons and maybe visit a different taco bell in another state, but no, that would venture into stalking i suppose. oh denise, with those careless eyes and devil-may-care attitude about beef, i'm sure if i smelled your hair it would smell of seasoned cheese rather than lilacs.
okay, so put yourself in the position of Mike from the commercial, and role play. what would you say as Mike to finally get the attention of the damsel denise so you two crazy kids could go on that first date to mcdonalds?