Wednesday, June 29, 2011
PSSST, CAN I TEXT YOU SOMETIME?
i'm no gadget head freak
just a simple man who knows what he likes
or rather, sees what he sees
on that count at least, there's no lie
she's my newest next big babe
internet muse for a day
release comes early
CLICK HERE FOR BODYSUIT, AND PRAY
that's a saucy commercial
for when it's just me and my Hand
when the distractions aren't enough
the video-on-demand's not demanding enough
searching in the search box comes up empty
AND THEN YOU AND I CLICK HERE
and suddenly those tight pants she's wearing
saves the day
will you be mine, dear reader?
who will replace my Hand?
tonic bottles drunk, no pill refill
comfort me from this strange land