Wednesday, June 22, 2011

BETTER LIVING THROUGH CYBER

















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i love weddings. they are the best part of a marriage. it's all downhill after that, but for this one day, we can all pretend that it's gonna last, that all of our career and sex dreams will come true through this, that the institution isn't built upon a last-second 2am call to my brother or a last-minute 3am booty call from your sister.

i'll probably never get married, but i thank al gore everyday for inventing the series of tubes known colloquially as the INTERNETS. there, i can experience anything life in the real world has to offer indirectly. my INDIRECT is YOUR direct, all of my experiences are through a screen, while yours, lucky one, are culled from the fresh air outside. VIDEODROME, anyone? my GHOST IN THE SHELL cyber-brain has now been fitted into my head, i am a computer being. i no longer have to cut my fingernails, my flesh has been made wire.

as you watch this trendy cool vid, never mind the irony that a CHRIS BROWN song is playing...no no, don't trouble yourself with such concerns, just eat another piece of that wedding cake...mmmmmmmmm, that wedding cake is good, huh? yeah, freeze that sucker up for posterity...in three years, you can eat it again, if you've survived the divorce, cutting, and debt, that is.









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15 comments:

Heaven said...

Ha..ha.... the pictures are pretty hilarious and fun~

Leah said...

Brilliant pics and cool vid. Thanks for posting :-)

nakedinhighheels said...

Excellent cakes, especially the spunk.
Cyber all the way

Chapter Two said...

i hate wedding cake.
i think i would get married again if i had the chance
(still married...kinda ruins my chances huh?)
mainly because when i am old....old old, i fear being lonely.

Missed Periods said...

Damn. I wish I could rethink my wedding cake. Blow job or bondage, that is the question.

cavernofthebeast said...

My mommakes naughty cakes like that sometimes for friends- she is quite talented. OK is that a turd, jaba the hut, orwhat?

I have seen a similar entrance for a wedding reception but never the actualceremony at church- sweet!!
~viemoira

the late phoenix said...

heaven: :)

leah: :D

naked: my Cyber Brain agrees with you. as for my soul, well...

chapter: will you marry me?

missed: blow job...please?

vie: phineas and ferb, i know what i'm gonna do today: i'm gonna become an x-rated baker

Daisygirl said...

Marriage sucks balls...but hell after seeing those cakes....;)

Elle said...

Totally cute wedding entrance. They should all be like that, except with better music.

Yeah, I think I'd do a wedding cake with a twist, too, if I ever get married. Which I won't :P

SB said...

I think for those cakes I would get married to anyone. It would have to be a sign of a good time lol

the late phoenix said...

daisy: my balls are...i mean, let's take the volleyball out to the beach, i need some sun

elle: i'm thinking at least some nirvana, with some weezer on the side

sb: true, true, the force of the fun could salvage the marriage for at least one year

Cheeky Minx said...

Since YouTube clearly hates me today, I'll just have to content myself with the cake. And you know how much I love cake of a certain variety. Care to join me in a ... slice, babe? ;)

the late phoenix said...

i'm tasting that love hate sex cake already!...

Eva said...

Weddings.... at least there's cake.

the late phoenix said...

eva: yep. brilliant logo, btw, love those tats