Monday, October 27, 2014


1. what are you most afraid of? pickles...Mr. Pickles the dog from that adult swim show.

2. do you believe in life after death? all i know is that there is death after life...

3. what is your purpose? TMIT

4. where are you going? i am never going, i am always cumming.

5. do you fear hell? why or why not? yes. because i am going there. and the place is run by the Beast from the Doctor Who episode "The Satan Pit." i mean, just look at that guy! the Doctor wasn't scared of him, but we all don't have sonic screwdrivers in our hands do we. some of us just have our hands.

6. do you feel free? only when i'm writing...and when i go pee in an open field thus foregoing the need to touch my crotch as i ask for directions to a bathroom.

bonus: why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when asking where's the bathroom? i do. i have found in my travels on the TARDIS with the Ponds and the Doctor that there are many planets out there, and all like threesomes and foursomes. some planets regard the pointing to the wrist as an act of aggression, of flicking off, of saying FUCK YOU. other planets, like the one where everyone looks like Michael Keaton, regard the crotch as sacred and something to be pointed at and high regard. it's all a matter of degree, it's all relative, like time, which doesn't exist. crotches exist.




Jules said...

Well I'm most afraid of crotches. You never know what's going on down there. A sonic screwdriver could be revealed at any time. *)

Cheeky Minx said...

We should jump in the TARDIS and visit the Crotch planet. I'm in the mood to worship... ;-)

the late phoenix said...

juli: they really are strange, unwieldy, bulky, slithery things aren't they *)

cheeky: i've heard about that custom on Earth. there should be a Doctor Who episode that explores that more ;)