Monday, October 6, 2014


memorable sex is not necessarily amazing sex, though amazing sex is certainly memorable---i heard this once whilst meditating, just popped into my head as the soles of my feet touched my face cheeks. i have kicked my own ass before, but that was something different.

memorable: hard to forget
amazing: startlingly impressive

1. what are your top 3 amazing/and or memorable sexual experiences thus far in 2014?: 1) my MMORPG wedding 2) that one time when i was completely alone in my room 3) when i touched my cheeks with my feet.

2. what made the encounters memorable/amazing?: 1) because it turned into an MMORPG orgy 2) i NEVER get the house all to myself, i treasure any peace and solitude i am afforded. 3) i'm not healthy, my body is physically weak, so any exercise i can do to make myself more bendable is an accomplishment. Sting is my inspiration, i want to have sex like he does, for days and days non-stop. my goal is to be in a perpetual state of sex forever.

3. what is memorable and amazing about you? i am constantly tired, my mind is a jumble, but i try each day to make at least one coherent, clever instagram comment to try and put a smile on someone else's face.

bonus: which of the things listed below should be infectious?
a) smiles b) wealth c) laughter d) good health

i know this one, c) laughter, i was an English major in college...




Jules said...

I am inspired by your yoga positions, sweet Phoenix....

I need to have that T shirt above.

You ALWAYS put a smile on a face, it is a natural gift. *)

the late phoenix said...

thank you, my sweet Juli, that is the T shirt handed out at the saddest funeral of all time. my mind is quite the jumble, i'm losing thoughts, memories, assignments. but all i can do is download the update patch to my cyberbrain and hope for the best...*)

Cheeky Minx said...

A "more bendable" phoenix?

That thought alone is making me smile... ;-)

(A side thought: Do you think Sting listens to his own music as he makes sweet bendy Tantric love? Hmmm...)

the late phoenix said...

cheeky: of course, that was his plan all along. all music is created because of sex, the art of it comes later. :)