Monday, April 7, 2014

TMIT: DAVID WITH BRONZER





for reference, the first pic up atop there, the one of David, is PIC 1. the one directly below it is PIC 2, and so on to PIC 5.

1. have you taken a sexually-themed vacation getaway like Hedonism? why? yes. because i need to get out of the house. it doesn't really matter what i do---sex at Hedonism or searching for rare, out-of-print comic books at a Con---i just need to get out of the house.

2. you have won an erotic-fantasy weekend getaway package custom-fit to your needs. describe the fantasy you desire: i'm a simple man: cum in mouth, that's it. oh, and a lime beer, always wanted to try that.

3. an artist has decided that you are his/her inspiration. they want to capture the essence of your sexiness in a sculpture. what would that sculpture look like? SEE PIC 1. i'm honored...

4. you are being paid 500,000 USD to pose as a live nude model mimicking one of the sculptures in PIC 5. which sculpture will you recreate live? why? make it a cool million and we can talk about tending to that beautiful green grass. i feed my lawn, i feed it the Scot way. i choose 3 because 2 requires too much taxing athleticism on my thin-as-a-rail frame, and 1 is just showing off...

5. which book title fits your current thoughts on love, sex, and romance?:
a) No More Silly Love Songs
b) The Joy of the Quickie
c) Dr. Seth's Love Prescription
d) Why Do Fools Fall In Love?

Dr. Seth Meyers? the only Seth Meyers i know is the husband of Stefon on Saturday Night Live.

bonus: in PIC 4, which one are you? which position do you want to occupy in this sculpture? and write a caption:

i'm the white dude who is upside-down in the pond mooning the world unintentionally and missing all the bronze action to the right of me there. the caption: SOMEONE JUST PUSHED ME INTO THE POND TRYING TO WATCH THE BRONZE THREESOME. SEND HELP.

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7 comments:

Juliette said...

Cum in mouth and lime beer are pretty much on par ;)

Michael Samadhi said...

Hahahaha - the blog is great!

Juliette's comment is priceless!

AtiyaLuv said...

Juliette LMAO!
Love pic #1 *grins*

Happy TMI!

the late phoenix said...

juli: i'm thinking it doesn't taste like Sprite...

secret samadhi: i love Juli :)

atiya: David is perfect, but he just needed a little bronzer...

Hedone said...

David was looking a little pale, he needed the bronzer :-)

2. *smile*

BONUS: Your answer made me laugh hysterically.

-H

Sammi said...

Love the answers!

Happy TMI

the late phoenix said...

H: please send help, i'm still in the pond.

sammi: thanks :)