okay, so Orangina has now hurt me both internally and externally. whenever i drink it, much like the pomegranate cider, i get so woozy to the point of blackouts, my sleep patterns are permanently disrupted. also late last afternoon, while trying to unscrew the bottle of Orangina, i cut myself on that stupid, tiny, undoubtedly-rusty metal bottle cap. i love Orangina, but we're going through a rough patch.
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