TMIT: DIVINE BITCHES?

1. how do you feel about giving anal sex? what's anal sex?

2. how do you feel about receiving anal sex? oh, you mean prison funtimes? okay, i'm cool with that...

3. how do you feel about getting undressed in front of your new lover? it depends on the lover. one time i dropped my drawers with a quickness, but she didn't appreciate it, said i was too small, but when you need to piss like a racehorse, modesty goes out the window.

4. do you express your pleasure with moans, groans, sighs, and other noises? in high school, i was a sigh man, but that was deemed girly, so i studied up, took the entrance exam, and graduated into groan territory. groaning is the manly, virile thing to do, leave the moans for the ladies. i also make this noise when i'm about to cum of a Star Trek phaser set to stun about to go off, it's this rrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeee thing...yeah, so...maybe should've...not talked 'bout that

5. do you talk to your babe in a sexually explicit way? no, i feel this is quite inappropriate.

6. what kind of animal do you sound like as you're building to a climax, a quiet little mouse, a low moaning wolf, or a screeching beluga whale? a low screeching mouse, SEE PIC 2 FROM ATOP



bonus: which do you prefer, comfort sex or thrill-seeking sex? i save all of my comfort for comfort food like spaghetti, i get out all of my creative, artisitic, writing, and general life frustrations when i climb Mount Everest everyday, so that takes care of the thrill-seeking part. i want to be a certain blogger's husband, i want to marry her, and then we can have married sex, which is no sex at all.








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