Monday, July 30, 2012

TMIT: DIVINE BITCHES?












1. how do you feel about giving anal sex? what's anal sex?

2. how do you feel about receiving anal sex? oh, you mean prison funtimes? okay, i'm cool with that...

3. how do you feel about getting undressed in front of your new lover? it depends on the lover. one time i dropped my drawers with a quickness, but she didn't appreciate it, said i was too small, but when you need to piss like a racehorse, modesty goes out the window.

4. do you express your pleasure with moans, groans, sighs, and other noises? in high school, i was a sigh man, but that was deemed girly, so i studied up, took the entrance exam, and graduated into groan territory. groaning is the manly, virile thing to do, leave the moans for the ladies. i also make this noise when i'm about to cum of a Star Trek phaser set to stun about to go off, it's this rrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeee thing...yeah, so...maybe should've...not talked 'bout that

5. do you talk to your babe in a sexually explicit way? no, i feel this is quite inappropriate.

6. what kind of animal do you sound like as you're building to a climax, a quiet little mouse, a low moaning wolf, or a screeching beluga whale? a low screeching mouse, SEE PIC 2 FROM ATOP



bonus: which do you prefer, comfort sex or thrill-seeking sex? i save all of my comfort for comfort food like spaghetti, i get out all of my creative, artisitic, writing, and general life frustrations when i climb Mount Everest everyday, so that takes care of the thrill-seeking part. i want to be a certain blogger's husband, i want to marry her, and then we can have married sex, which is no sex at all.








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12 comments:

Twisted Angel said...

Hey I am married and I have lots of really awesome sex.. so pllfffbbbtttt. I will save my responses to this for my post and is it weird I knew the sound of the taser thingie without you sounding it out.. ?

Anonymous said...

Surely a perfect piece of writing! We've book marked it and sent it out to all of my friends since I know they'll be intrigued, thank you very much!

Mrs. M said...

This made me laugh out loud. Thanks, I needed it. Happy Tuesday!

Jack and Jill said...

Sorry about the lack of married sex. We have plenty. And the phaser noise is really cool despite the fact that I'm not a Trekker. As for your #6 answer, I would have guessed based on your name that you climax like a phoenix rising from its own ashes. Guess I was wrong.

-Jack

KaziGrrl said...

Sounding like a phaser going on overload is perfect!! :D

No sex at all? sad but true...

~Kazi xxx

the late phoenix said...

twist: the Make It So club, president: one divine bald man

anon: i'm a howl at parties

M: howl > LOL

jj: but i'm a *late* phoenix, i'm dead

kazi: great Metallica song...

Atiya Luv said...

as always corazon de melon your answers are original, funny, entertaining! i am sure i will always have fun with you!!

Love the answers!!!
besos y muchos abrazos
Aluv

Dru said...

Its been a while. Hope you are well. You have made my Tuesdays with your answers to no 3 and 4. Never a dull answer with you!

the late phoenix said...

atiya: melon is sweet, really sweet ;)

dru: i'm just barely holding on...

PaganPrincess said...

STar Wars phaser? LOL This week's questions will be up on my blog for next week's TMI.

Intimacy, Love & Sex

DoubleD said...

Loved your answers ... made me lol

the late phoenix said...

PP: yeah, TMIT is fun each week

dd: hey, what's up?