Wednesday, March 28, 2012

TNH: MACHINES TAKE OVER THE WORLD


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Standing in line/waiting for the typical tuesday sandwich/ arms folded/looking intimidating, but not meaning to/poor lady just working to feed her kids/medicine, aspirin for her pain/i know pain/ what's taking so long?/it's me, not you, i feel anxious, this is never getting done/random convos from computer people at their desks/random jibber-jabbering from the counter/these workers stand together, they have each others' backs, for management doesn't give a shit/ still waiting/ just want the usual, the ciabatta with the hungry bacon and avocado, heated please/am i still in line?/no, after you, i was here first but don't want to start an argument/haven't spoken live in public, haven't used my real voice, in years/don't want to make a scene unless it's on a stage/i take the awkward stance with my feet, left foot diagonal while right foot pivots in the back/have to go to the bathroom?/where's the restrooms, please?/i'll be right back, you know my order, right?, don't want to lose my place in line and in life, so many imperfections to the system, needs more soulless robot, was that me or the chip in my brain?/where?/next to the Starbucks, that was the last great coffee i sipped before my tranformers transformation, all my imperfections are now eliminated, all imperfections perfected, no need for god, just wires and buttons, is my sandwich almost ready?/ wait, i don't eat, but i just tasted a tomato last week, last ten years ago, could cpu you please add pickles and olive mix spread?, i love those two bytes, bite the sandwich, it tastes sufficient, tastes working within established codeing parameters, follow program, your soul is the fingers of your programmer, his name was Dave, he was handsome, i'm handsome metal, 0100000101010101010100001, don't touch the double-decker microwave, ma'am, please, it's tricking you, i can read the microwave's mind, it will push back with force, with electricity to take over Blue Marble, following protocol, Master Bender wants his new cigars delivered ASAP, ASAP: A Soul After Programming



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7 comments:

Jax said...

Very interesting!! lol I liked the awkward stance part!

and as far as your poll goes...I LOVEEEE uncrustables :) So yummy.

Jack and Jill said...

Great song. Most people remember Hum for Stars, but I think Suicide Machine was my favorite track from You'd Prefer an Astronaut.

Once again, nice armpit.

KaziGrrl said...

I fully believe microwaves are going to take over the world. Mine grins at me so evilly as I'm hitting the buttons... ;)

~Kazi xxx

the late phoenix said...

jax: you do? oh, well then, um, i wasn't the 1 in the poll who answered *nasty as fuck*, wink wink. thanks for visiting, babe :)

jj: ah, Stars, could a song get any better than that one?...i'm thinking *no*

kazi: if you think about it as a sexual power struggle, the microwave really has all the power, if you don't treat it nicely, no hot food for you

Nolens Volens said...

I secretly think remotes are evil...they control how you want to watch TV shows...

Cheeky Minx said...

I don't even own a microwave. I wonder what that says about me?

Lovely pit, babe. Shall we get lost in it sometime?

the late phoenix said...

NV: the key is to relinquish all control in order to gain back all control, remotely

cheeky babes: how about right now? the pit does need to breathe, it's his walking hour