Saturday, March 10, 2012

PORN LESSONS: CROWN AND POUND




we all know the story of Kelli McCarty. her career arc is one of the most interesting i've seen, she went from Miss USA to a Disney family sitcom to a soap to porn. i mean, normally, you see a trajectory from porn to more "legitimate" films, such as Sasha Grey going from licking cum off a floor to that cool indie flick The Girlfriend Experience. but with Kelli, you have a true original, a unique babe whom i admire greatly, she is truly a one-of-a-kind actress.

CLICK HERE, WARNING: NSFW PORN

learned:

* best smoking jacket since Hef's

* don't worry, it's just my daughter needing money...she's hot, you say? i hadn't noticed.

* when breasts are big enough to slap...you might be in a porno.

* okay, now THAT is a cum shot! i try to emulate this dude's style every time i'm making love to a special lady in my fuck bed, and i do sometimes get there...i mean, damn, that is a gallon gusher, that's a sperm shoot right there, gonna need two showers to wash off that cum shower...

* interestingly, after watching this, my faith GREW.






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5 comments:

Jack and Jill said...

To demonstrate how out of the loop we are, we'd neither seen or heard of Kelli McCarty or her rise from fame to greater fame. She's pretty attractive, though, and we might see about watching the entire film. Although my faith remained as nonexistent as ever after watching the scene, my cock did grow a bit.

-Jack

KaziGrrl said...

I'm not familiar with her either, and I'm not a consumer of porn, but as usual loved your running commentary on the action! :D

~Kazi xxx

KittyCat said...

Not familar but I would love to see your cock grow
Just sayin

Meow

Kittycat
Thekittycat1969@gmail.com

Allys Brisneyland said...

Its harder (and funnier) to imagine the trajectory going in the opposite way.... a popular porn actress, moving to daytime tv and then disney movies.... before perhaps instead of pagents, politics!
X
Allys

the late phoenix said...

allys: y'know, you're right, hadn't thought about that, i thought Kelli had achieved the ultimate, but actually going the opposite way like you say would be the ultimate ultimate