Monday, March 5, 2012
TMIT: BLAST FROM THE PAST
have you noticed something? take any successful drama or sit-com on tv, even a long-running cartoon show, and invariably there will be one episode entitled "BLAST FROM THE PAST," that term is just too good to pass up, it's either the episode where the main character literally goes back in a time machine to right a wrong, or perhaps the one where he receives a visit from an old girlfriend or whatever, but believe you me, that episode will be entitled BLAST FROM THE PAST.
1. have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with an opposite-sexer without anything steamy happening? i once had an old girlfriend visit me after some time, the only steam occurring was the steam coming out her ears, she was still mad at me over that thing i did. after morning tea, i took her back home in a time machine...
2. when it comes to swinging or partner-swapping, which would excite you more, watching or being watched? i ALWAYS love being watched in whatever i'm doing, from sex to eating a corn-dog, guess it's the frustrated actor in me. wait, i can still do this acting thing, i've got an audition later this...no, wait, that fell through...what were we talking about again? i'm sick over this, time for lunch, come watch me eat a corn-dog out of the park.
3. would you vote for a candidate caught in a sex scandal? i have never voted for a candidate who WASN'T in a sex scandal, that's a big thing for me, all the tax talk blurs after awhile, but one thing i know about deep down is making love, and that's what all of this is about: pure, innocent love, makes me want to have a beer with that candidate, he's just one of the guys after all...
4. do you masturbate to porn, and if so, what's your favorite genre? the fact that porn HAS genres makes me smile inside. my favorite porn is the one where the first line of dialogue spoken after the pizza man answers the door is "Up the ass?". that's so direct and majestic, i wish i had that pizza boy's confidence with women. i tend to peruse the FIRST TIME ANAL titles, i love that concept, of course the girls in these probably aren't first-timers, but i like the concept nonetheless, i imagine, i dream. oh, and of course, you know me, the more gallons of sticky, hot, white cum all over the place and all over the bodies when the porn proceedings are finished, the better.
5. what are three mistakes someone could make on a first date which would make you turn down the second date with them? i'm a straight male blogger, this question falls out of my reality, i'd never turn down a second date with ANYONE, man or woman, i LIKE that people are flawed, the more flaws, the more attractive to me, all "MISTAKES" are learning opportunities and teachable moments. okay, but for real, if you wear puce, if you like spotted owls, and if you're a Nadal fan, i can't have that, i can't HAVE that in my house, *tear*...sorry
bonus: is your sex drive in park, neutral, or over-drive? explain. take a look at the three bottom pics in my post here, right up there. you tell me which pic you'd follow. i like a nice stroll in the park to let my dogs and mini-dogs breathe, i like overdrive distortion as much as the next fellow, but i can't, and i KNOW you could never, turn down any command given by the pained, sultry, ocean-blue, Sherlock-Holmes-intelligent eyes of one Dr. Gregory House.
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