1. my favorite part of my current daily routine is___________ i have a confession to make....i do leg day twice instead of leg day and then arm day. my legs are fucking buff.
2. __________ toilet paper is okay. brown and smelly. that's just the new pumpkin-spice-scented toilet paper.
3. _________ is my nervous habit. despite everything that's happened, i signed up for the Cloud.
4. today i am thankful for ___________ an Update i downloaded that's been downloading for a month now...
5. i cannot wait to _______ fuck.
6. three things i'm looking forward to this Fall are _________ jumping into a big pile of orange leaves, football, and the Fall of Satan.
7. i want to dress in _________ for __________. my werewolf costume when i go see that new Goosebumps movie. which is to say i won't be wearing a shirt. i was thinking more modern werewolves.
8. my best friend is _________ lemonade.
bonus: would you take advice from a porn star? if yes, what would you want to hear? of course, they know the ways of the world better than anyone else. Sasha Grey actually responded to my comment on instagram once, that was the greatest day of my life.
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