Monday, June 30, 2014

TMIT: I LOVE SOCCER...EVERY FOUR YEARS







1. we learn from our sex mistakes. what sex mistake did you make and learn from? what was the lesson learned? some guy behind a dumpster told me that you should masturbate and cum before a sex session so you last longer. but i did and i didn't have anything left during the bedtime. we had sex for three days straight...

2. what sexual risk would you take if you knew you would not fail? threesome. double the chances of finding a soulmate. two out of three ain't bad. meatloaf.

3. at what point in your life have you felt most passionate and alive? right this second

4. what piece of advice about sex would you offer the virgin you? size matters. also, virgin oil is not the same as extra virgin oil.

5. what are you avoiding? reality

6. by what age should you know what you want to do with your life? death

bonus: do you think you've experienced true intimacy in a relationship? no, and i never will, and that is why i'm a blogger.

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2 comments:

Juliette said...

2: ha! That was a funny and clever answer.
3: but what about this second?
4: or even extra special, hand pressed.

Change your 5 before you get to 6 and your bonus answer will be different. What you? Who? Me? No you. ;)

the late phoenix said...

...one day i will not be a blogger...and i'll type a blog post about it...