Monday, August 6, 2012

TMIT: IT'S A FUCKING JEOPARDY PARTY




























PIC 2 FROM ATOP: this is what had happened was they told me to help with the house and i accidentally stuck my huge penis through the house trying to enter the house and broke the house

PIC 18: this man is seconds away from getting laid based on his fashion sense alone

PIC 25: me



28 marbles in her vagina...i think that was meant as an example to help me understand this week's TMIT better...so, um, answer in the form of a question, JEOPARDY-style...28 marbles in her vagina:

1. answer: my butt: what are things that are flatter than the Earth

2. stiletto black leather pumps: what is Oh My God Gurl, did you see those on sale at Macy's? well then git your Macy's Card registration going and i'll meet you by Electronics Boutique, got some nerd surveying to do...

3. hard and stiff: what is my long, very long engorged straight-up erect tall-as-a-motherfucking-tree ready-to-cum cock when i smell those video-game scratch 'n' sniff stickers

4. "by George, i think he's got it": that's what Papa Smurf always used to say all the time, except he replaced the word George with the word Smurfy, i want to be living George Clooney's life by the water

5. socks: what is i'm telling you, i'm bringing it back, go to the mall wearing dark socks with open-toed sandals, you will get so much run you'll have to beat them off with a stick as you're chomping down on your third big-ass slice of Sbarro Pizza

6. hole in the wall: what is a terrible show, or the worst insult ever levied against my residence

bonus: i hid them there so you wouldn't find them: the bodies...of water that only i know about, a secret cove where just the two of us can go, the water is bright blue, the sand is untouched, i can lick your clit, you can lick my stick, i'll cum in your mouth and you'll cum in mine, and we'll live happily ever after...

*everybody sing*

"Tale as old as time,
Song as old as rhyme,
Beauty and the Beast..."






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12 comments:

Twisted Angel said...

bwhahah your randomness cracks me up. the guy naked on the beach yeah I don't wanna be present when he is pulling grains of sand out of his pecker.

Atiya Luv said...

lmaaaao!!!
you had me at #3!!!

you awesome!

con todo mi corazon..
Aluv!!

you bringing sexy socks back!!

Lady in Red said...

Lol, just like Twisted Angel - I love your randomness too! Of course, your explanations further on down helped... and I'm very very impressed by the hole in the house ;-)

It's good to be back here again :)... good and exciting! xx

T. Roger Thomas said...

Some very good photos in this collection

Jack and Jill said...

I see that we aren't the only ones who made note of the similarity between this week's TMI Tuesday questions (sorry, answers) and Jeopardy.

The "Suck it Trebek" reveal was one of my favorite moments in the entire SNL Jeopardy pantheon.

Regarding #2, I would've thought for sure that a visit to the mall would find you hanging out at Hot Topic rather than Electronics Boutique.

-Jack

KaziGrrl said...

You definitely gave me a case of the terminal giggles with this line of pics!!

Yes, please let's bring socks back with sandals ;)

~Kazi xxx

Mrs. M said...

I am certain this TMI Tuesday was right up your random alley.

Great posts. Very amusing.

the late phoenix said...

twist: pebbles in pecker is painful

atiya: i pull those socks way up to my knees right before business time

LIR: exciting times ahead...

T: i make it a point to pick the strangest pics

jj: Hot Topic was closed for daily fumigation, EB is the dopest place to hang in the mall

kazi: i'm afraid it's terminal...

M: i don't try to be random...actually, yes, i try my hardest to be random

BleuAme said...

Love the pictures:o)

Totally forgot about Papa Smurf saying "By smurf I think he's got it!" It made me smile.

Lady in Red said...

Now that I'm in the States you won't be able to tell when I'm stalking you in the stats... no more India showing up - so I have to leave little messages instead ;-)

the late phoenix said...

bleu: Papa Smurf helped me through my Blue Period

LIR: i missed your stalking :)

viemoira said...

<3 Best answers ever!!!