Saturday, January 21, 2012
BABE OF THE WEEK: SO I WAS WATCHING THAT "ONE LIFE TO LIVE" SERIES FINALE...
and damn!!! BREE WILLIAMSON, there she was, and i cursed myself that i didn't pick up on this soap sooner. for me, it's a nostalgia thing, i like to watch the last (and first for that matter) episode of ANY show, just to say i was there when...just so my brain registers an important event in my life, the time when all those loose threads of the show (should) come together and form the package of why the first episode's threads were blowing all over the place.
i'm a rare breed, i'm a straight male who LOVES watching soap operas. i suppose it's the (hack) writer in me, i love seeing how the storylines are created and maintained through 5 new hour-long episodes a week, that's not an easy task, to make it so the dialogue remains fresh and sharp for a LONG arc, a YEARS-LONG arc sometimes, this isn't anime where you initiate and wrap up the entire story in 13 neatly-tight episodes that have more to do with the plot than character development. it's the exact opposite with the soaps framework, you focus more on the characters, their daily lives, you get down to the very minutiae of their lives---jobs, work, family, sex---because the overarching plot arcs are so drawn-out over so many episodes and weeks that it can become a forest-for-the-trees scenario. also, most soaps are couched in the mundane process of simply living in the city or whatever, so most of the dialogue, most of the lines spoken, are by themselves quite dull, it's only in the service of a good story that it all brightens up. usually, there isn't anything fantastic or supernatural going on here, the rare beautiful exception, of course, was the soap PASSIONS, i love you PASSIONS, r.i.p. timmy the doll and real boy. most of the time, though, it's a lot of alcoholism, suicide, the national Awareness of this disease or that disease of the day, divorce, kinky sex in the closet, teenage cutting, and Earthly problems, realistic problems, of this real world...no dragons or anything.
scratch all that, i watch soaps because they're inevitably filled with the most gorgeous babes on this here real planet. i mean, seriously, where do they find these women?! these chicks aren't just fine, hot, hott, or smoking. we're talking here about RESTAURANT-quality babeage, four-star Michelin Star fine-dining restaurants here, the type that Gordon Ramsay would be inside of yelling at whomever.
CLICK HERE FOR SOAP SEX, CHEESY BUT STILL A STAPLE, CLEARING OUT THAT DESK FOR SOME EDITED FUCKING, MUST LEARN THAT TRICK
oh, it seems you will have to set up a youtube account to see the above link, go ahead and do it if you haven't already, it's worth it, i think
CLICK HERE FOR SOME LOVE MUSIC, ALWAYS MUST HAVE JUST THE RIGHT TYPE OF GET-IT-ON MUSIC WITH THE HOT SOAP SCENE. ALSO, THAT TECHNIQUE WHERE IN PASSION YOU AND YOUR LOVER WHILE IN AN EMBRACING-TOGETHER BALL HIT INTO A WALL AND A PRICELESS PAINTING FALLS TO THE FLOOR, THAT TECHNIQUE'S GOING IN MY BELT