Lucio Rossi drags me to the ATM.
me: are you sure you have enough money in this account?
Lucio: that's what i'm living my life for, so i'll never have to answer that question again.
now Lucio always look perturbed, but especially so on this dewy morning as he fidgets with the ATM.
me: you always have on your face the look of someone who's dreaming something up.
Lucio: oh yeah. well look at this, it's ridiculous, my wallet carries 20 1-dollar bills at any one time!!! there needs to be a machine where you slip all 20 of your 1-dollar bills into the ATM slot like here and it spits out ONE 20-dollar bill to give your wallet a break.
me: ease that wallet.
Lucio: then you can lightly offer that one soft 20-dollar bill to the pretty clerk as you casually browse the Lucky aisles.
moonpies: Rowena Morgan from Mr. Holland's Opus...
Pebble Beach realtor: only one person can afford this house. is that one person you?...
Sarah: a refrigerator is a space meant to have all its space filled with clear trays of kimchi.
Juanes: i was doing hallucinogenic mushrooms with aliens, ironically, when i saw the Being of Light...
Jessie in the Saved by the Bell revival: i'm now a teacher of singing at Bayside. i found kratom pills in Zack's son's bedroom...
the Elephant Man: i just wanted to sleep normally for once!!!
David Lynch: poor kid. when you dream tonight, when you cross that thin barrier into the unknown, think about how you're not even thinking how you're sleeping on the bed!! hey, you like how i made EVERY SINGLE SCENE fade to black?...
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: by the same singer as the Gilligan's Island theme. the first time you went to a drive-in theater to see a movie...
Bette Midler: remember when your family took you to see Beaches at the Hollywood Bowl when you were a kid? you took your little plastic pail and shovel with you. you kept your lucky sand dollar in your waterlogged swim trunks.
Lucky: you don't come here to do a FULL grocery shop, getting a month's worth of food, pulling a Costco. you're here for a few items, the conveyor belt is thin...
Lucky: we're not animals. we open at 6 and close at 11 like reasonable beings.
golf: birdies for brain health. because if you're seeing birds flying around your head...
Safetussin: the Zima of Robitussin.
Zima: were sugarfree...
Morrissey: bullshit!!!
Heather Matarazzo: all i'm saying is Welcome to the Dollhouse 2. and this time take your lonely college dormmate to see it at night!!!
Todd Solondz: i haven't worked since that "cum" incident...
Krusty the Clown: you've never had egg rolls at Jack In The Box. it's not a Krabby Patty...
Anne Dufourmantelle: UNLIKE Samuel Beckett, i didn't mind drowning for my beliefs.
Samuel Beckett: nihilism is easier on paper, harder when you're breathing...
Kazuki Takahashi: unlike you, Sam, i never got to read The Sign of Four. i guess i was a Japanese Republican but i saved lives from drowning!!!
Yu-Gi-Oh: the Blue-Eyes White Dragon was based on the design of a scuba snorkel...
at the International Tennis Hall of Fame in Rhode Island, Mary Carillo jams on stage with Roger Federer in a jazz band...
Bernard black: the OST pleasant thing in life is go NG to the bathroom in used book shop...
Gates opa (1940): science book.hostry book.
dad: made me fall in love with dinosaurs. I had;t seen DK soars used those well since until The ree of life...
hardboiled eggs: handsome eggs.
AO: I mean the east we CNA do is not give spoilers.
Des Mo9nes: ironiclalym there are no monster ones here...
dad eating cookie orbs: I am from chase peaked New York, 8 periods cookies...
hydropjncisl remember when we tight this was the dog ore? everyone did their 4th Grade science project on yip Jones. those is how we;d colonize Mars.
Pauly Djpre: how the Bidpme pond Mars would work. and I'm not talking about Bud, bud-ee. IPM talking about plants.
AI: I; already smart enough to being balc soil samples form Mars...
Titan A.E.: appreciate just how beautiful rain is...
Joss Whedon: Firefly was the live-action this...
Lucio: i'm tired.
me: now what?
Lucio: use this 20-dollar bill that magically appeared to get the groceries at Lucky. i'll join you in a bit, i need a quick kip, i need a nap, i need a nip.
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