Friday, August 18, 2017

WEAR YOUR WRINKLES PROUDLY, YOU'VE EARNED THEM


learned:

* every time you hear her name don't you think of rice pilaf?

* i wish i were cool and French and had no regrets.

* remember, the girl at the beginning is the woman at the end...........and her daughter.

* time doesn't exist so what's the point of a clock? answer: for the radio.

* little girl for Swee'Pea confirmed

* i wish i could have bypassed my adolescence but i never knew how to ride a railing.

* don't hate, skate

* the first emoji. and Instagram is born. instead of another carwash.

* she doesn't like you. she's just a bad darter.

* you either keep your bangs or you shave your head, there is no middle ground in society anymore.

* soldier: captain, can i take off my faceguard this one time? i know it's against regulation but PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

* do not attempt..............unless you're Juliet.

* from one railing to another

* woman: does this trolley go to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe?

* little boy: you're pretty.
woman: i'm your real mother.
little boy: why'd you give me up, mama?
woman: i mean sister.

* old woman: these aren't wrinkles. these are all the tears i've shed in my life fossilized on my face.
the old woman's psychiatrist begins to cry.

* the old woman's psychiatrist: ready for your next shock? oh. i'll let you finish your Dove chocolate.

* little girl: i don't wanna get up! life is boring! life sucks!

* you only have one day to live. live in the moment. the Eternal Moment of Now.

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happy weekend, such as it is. just remember, Ganon has been defeated before. he always comes back...











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