Friday, December 12, 2014

I SERIOUSLY, NOT SRSLY, NEED A VACATION


...but it's still a year away. a whole year. do you know how many things can happen in a year? what if the buzz has worn off by then? that won't happen. all you internet bloggers, do me a solid: if you attend an early screening, don't post that it sucks and was a huge disappointment until after the first weekend. after all, don't you want to see the numbers that first weekend? see how much the record is broken? a year is more than enough time to refashion my lightsaber with a crossguard and get medieval on all the freaking busywork that swamped my poor weak Dark-Side-susceptible soul into a Sarlacc Pit this year. this is a year of reflection on why this is the only thing worth living for. next year, i will take in the film and leave the theater with that empty feeling you get after a big meal. what is that horrible feeling? it's that moment humans dread, the what am i going to do immediately next? jedis don't have that problem, their path is always clear. in the meantime,

THIS WILL HAVE TO DO, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK. HAPPY WEEKEND.

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2 comments:

Jules said...

Next year will be the rebirth of all things truly valuable. Write that in your green notebook. *)

the late phoenix said...

next Christmas we have an instant gift box to open. I'm realizing I haven't seen a film in a proper theatre in years. five years maybe? I only step out for Harry Potter and Star Wars, but I would never step out on them *)