Friday, December 19, 2014

DON'T DO (THE WRONG AMOUNT OF) DRUGS






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please, don't let this happen to you. read labels carefully, you don't want your hacking cough to turn into you hacking yourself. life hacks, like cleaning tips and stuff, are good, life hacked is bad. dosed is good, dosed is bad. side effects may not vary, side effects can't be swept to the side. look, we all get old, we start to need things, even our heroes age. Han, Luke, and Leia count pills into their MTWTFSS pill organizers, and you have to. it's okay. that's okay. pull your family in tight, squeeze them, hold them, kiss them, hug them, Love tis the reason for the season. don't give into the paranoia, go out and see a movie. 7 shopping days til Crimbus, 7 if you count Crimbus Day itself, which is when i shop for my gifts and make plans for the year. only one place open that day, so the holiday feast always turns into gas-station sushi. i need a MTWTFSS organizer. i need to buy myself a free gas-station calendar for next year. peace be with you. happy weekend.

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2 comments:

Jules said...

I wish you'd told me this earlier.....*)

the late phoenix said...

it's no trifling matter my beautiful Juli! *)