Wednesday, November 13, 2013

SSS: OLD RECIPE


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RECIPE FOR HAPPINESS

1/2 cup don't know
1/2 cup need to know but can't find the answer
1/2 cup knowing that i'll never know

sprinkle in some purpose, not too much or it spoils the happiness broth; purpose is a secret ingredient that even the chef doesn't know the flavor of

a hint of thyme and time, you always need time to complete the tasks, time is more of a commodity than money

a sanctuary to prepare a side dish all alone, in privacy, privacy for you and i to feel with and play with my hard erect throbbing juicy wet penis, all long, as long as a ten-foot pole, i don't want to know if i'm dreaming, you wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole, but i do, stroking and masturbating in peace

time to spice up the dish: may i touch your breasts? may i lay on your large tits, lay my worldweary head? thank you, i need to rest from this crazy world, i need to lie in repose on your body and feel the togetherness of two as one, head on huge pillows, stroking them, fondling them, sucking them, circling the nipples, tasting the broth of life

and then round the dish out with a heaping tablespoon of Reader's Digest

a rounded teaspoon of Jeopardy! to keep up the illusion that if i can answer pop questions in the form of a question i am somehow smart

a smattering of Oprah's Favorite Things, not too much or it becomes a drug which replaces love

dip in a glaze of religion, for color more than anything, color more than substance

and mix all ingredients in a large oversize wooden bowl full of splinters. if you prick yourself and get cut, a little blood won't hurt the broth, but many cooks will. besides, being a prick, it fits.

oh, forgot the final ingredient that melds it all together into one dynamic life-force plate of energy, not an oven, not a microwave, but pure

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8 comments:

Hedone said...

You made my day. I love love love Joy Division. One of my all time favorite bands. I have that album, too.

Cheers!
-H

phairhead said...

What a fantastic way to end my day! Thank you xxoxoxo

AtiyaLuv said...

you always manage to make my day, in this case my evening.

thanks for the song!!!

hugs sexy!
Aluv


Cheeky Minx said...

Your recipe is missing naked bodies, vodka and cake... :*

the late phoenix said...

H: yeah, caught this vid while youtube-surfing one day, and i was like, "yeah, that's the stuff, that's what's cool about this world."

phair: can't you smell the punk and the goth and the industrial starting to bake?

atiya: Joy Division gives us all Joy.

cheeky: i like my vodka hard...on the rocks, with a cherry on top, and 95% cherry 7-up.

Juliette said...

Loved this recipe :)

purpose is a secret ingredient that even the chef doesn't know the flavor of - 'aint that so..

the late phoenix said...

i'm in depressed mode this morning, i can't type anymore...

Juliette said...

Well you have to. Innit.