Friday, June 21, 2013

REAL LIFE IS SCARIER THAN GARDEN GNOMES


they tried to have this ad banned because it was scaring some folk. folks, imagination is a powerful thing, it can please as well as frighten, leave it to the professionals, they will never harm you, leave it for the out-of-work actors like me and the advertisement industry, those Mad Men know what they're doing, they have the television ratings to prove it.



CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK FOR THE AD


after viewing, in the comments, please list 3 THREE things which caught your eye in this ad. IKEA stands for I Know Everything's Alright. let's calm ourselves with yoga and garden-hose tea. gnomes are our friends, they help protect by planet by killing all the extra elves, they are the only ones willing to do these low-paying jobs, write your congressman for better immigration reform. they got mad here because the nice family was encroaching on their territory. let's keep the garden parties to a minimum and the wild in the wild, that's the solution, i'm a solutions-based individual.

*TURNING THE COMPUTER PROGRAM IN MY CYBER-BRAIN OFF FOR THE WEEKEND*


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6 comments:

the late phoenix said...

1. i agree, time for change, goodbye everyone.

2. the gnomes aren't frowning, see their eyebrows haven't been brushed for ages.

3. ****ing cliffhanger!

Juliette said...

1- I noticed the orange chairs straight away as they are very orange.

2 - I don't like open mouthed gnomes.

3 - That one pushing the table in a very frustrated way and biting the lady was menacing ;)

the late phoenix said...

thank you for participating, my cyber-brain can't really express emotion but it is as grateful as wires can be.

i wuv u...

AtiyaLuv said...

1. I can't wait for the sequel, revenge of the Gnomes.

2. does this mean that having gnomes in your garden is out? I thought they were suppose to be lucky *sighs* whatever happened to traditions?

3. You can tell the woman wears the pants! the way she handled that hose was awesome!!!

Aluv

the late phoenix said...

atiya: I definitely don't wear the pants, I've never worn pants, I'm not wearing pants now...

AtiyaLuv said...

i am having a mental picture without pants, mmmmmmmmmmmm on my way