Friday, October 5, 2012

PORN LESSONS: THE SEVERINA STANDARD, 200 POSTS

this is without a doubt the greatest celebrity sex tape there is, no need for a presidential debate to sort the winner. it's just the right amount of time, 12 minutes, not too short that you miss the action, not too long that it drags out with meaningless jabber. it just gets you right in there, sets the scene with the water background, lets you experience the sex play, you are absolutely immersed in the passionate fucking and it ends as all good shows should end: with a nice, healthy, earned cum shot.
CLICK HERE FOR THE BEST OF THE BEST, WARNING!!!: NSFW PORN
learned:
* now this is the way to spend time on a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour...
* i would ask if you want the bellboy to send over room service, but i see you have the sex alcohol ready to spill on yourselves, the bellboy will eat the extra crackers himself.
* ladies, take note: she doesn't suck the cock, she savors the cock, she attacks the cock.
* smile for the camera, let's the two of us look directly into the camera. yeah, this is gonna remain a private sex tape, sure, sure, just our little bedroom secret.
* cum in the hair > shampoo in the hair if you want that extra shininess in your hair
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