* Johnny's all, "should i really do this? should i come out like this? i guess i might as well now."
* like the Tarzan skit, everyone should have been naked. for realism.
* i'm not reliving my childhood here, i never got to see this the first time around. i didn't have a strict bedtime but i always seemed to fall asleep around 8. something about school.
* the world's oldest profession: barkeep
* Are You Being Served in the Garden of Eden?
* Adam: my penis can't be small, it's the first penis.
Eve: okay, so i have the first headache.
* Eve: Adam, stop smoking the trees! we need them for our shelter!
Adam: it's legal now.
* Eve: what about the time you made whoopee with Lilith?
Adam: i thought she was you, Eve! the snake tricked me!
Lilith: *headphones on, jamming to some good indie music*
* God: YOU HAVE DISOBEYED ME!!! YOU ARE BANISHED FOREVER!!! nah just playing, i mean i did create the snake, too.
* God: the Garden of Eden was actually an elaborate illusion created by the snake. sorry about all that, i got bored.
* Eve: that proves it. how else do you account for the fact that we steadily made whoopee less and less the more we were together?
* devil appears.
Adam: who's that?
Eve: the first cosplayer.
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