Friday, January 16, 2015

YOU DON'T NEED A HOVERBOARD, JUST SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND FLY


learned:

* we're all living in Henry Ford's world. walking is good exercise.

* urban skiing: there goes the neighborhood right off the slope...does a midair flip...and lands perfectly for the tie for gold. there's skiing in the city and then there's skiing in the city.

* i once had a dream that the sky filled with planes and they swallowed all of the air pollution with their noise pollution.

* hoverboards: seriously, they're the only way to combat drones.

* parades are freaky. they're not a normal thing for people to do. think about it. it's weird enough being in a parade, waving, proceeding down the street, but it's stranger to watch the whole thing.

* my car has so many cylinders i don't feel the road when i'm driving, in fact i don't feel anything at all, i am my car.

* they were deciding between Psycho City and Evergreen City.

* it's hard to produce art while moving. you end up with hard feelings and art that isn't moving.

* this show is obsessed with escalators. think about it. think about the escalator. faster if you take the stairs.

* if your mind ever spills out into many toy cars, ride or die.

CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK. WARNING: WHEN THIS VIDEO ENDS, THE NEXT HALF OF THE EPISODE STARTS UP, IT'S NOT FIVE MINUTES IN TOTAL, THERE'S MORE, DON'T WANT YOU MISSING ANY OF THE GOODNESS. HAPPY WEEKEND.

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4 comments:

Jules said...

I can't see the video. There's a message from Adult Swim saying "yeah, we know it sucks but can no longer publish videos outside the USA"

yes. It sucks. It is most unfair and I am going to address the Queen about this. Wait....I am the Queen. OFF with their heads!

Anyway, aside form that, your learned thoughts are brilliant. You should have a twitter account called "Phoenix thoughts of the day"

Happy weekend my sweet. Olive juice *)

the late phoenix said...

mah dahlin: I third this, it sucks, the name of the episode is Off The Air "Transportation", you might be able to find it elsewhere. there was a youtube of it but of course it was taken down. one day someone will come along and unite all global videos into one. his name will be Big Brother and we shall love him. love ya, my sweet *)

Cheeky Minx said...

I can't see the video either. Maybe Queen Jules can see to their punishment on behalf of her former colony as well.

However, I do like the idea of hoverboards - and a phoenix Twitter account. Actually, I like that one a lot... ;-)

the late phoenix said...

cheeky: well that sucks. the only one i haven't tried is facebook. i'm scared, though, of getting hacked by a disgruntled myspace employee or another country.