i'm sick. my throat is as raw as the best kind of sex. out of cough syrup. could make some...nah, better just buy it. purple has always been my favorite color...
1. when i can't sleep i__________howl at the moon. that's how i say Goodnight, Moon. then i R-E-L-A-X. sleep is all i've got left, i must sleep, i can't not sleep, dreams are my only escape and my only currency. to make sure i do the deed i wear a nightcap like Scrooge did at night. i pour a nightcap into my nightcap and sip it from my nightcap. unlike Scrooge, i believe in ghosts cos i am one, a ghost in a shell.
2. my dream bedroom would be full of ________Aaron Rodgers Fathead wall graphics.
3. if i could wake up anywhere tomorrow it would be_________the future. oh, wait...
4. i need to _________at night. rub one out cos that's when everybody's asleep and i have privacy. yeah, i rub the seasoning all over the meat, coating that thing good. this is gonna be one delicious surprise pot roast for the folks tomorrow night.
5. _________would truly be a nightmare. insomnia. i mean, how would that work for me? my entire existence is predicated upon me escaping from reality, not staying in it longer. the day i quit instagram is the day i join the Instagram Insomniacs Club, in that order. i mean, the picture of your apple can wait until morning.
6. night time is the right time to_________i looked up at the picture and there was but one response: in honor of Aaron Rodgers and Green Bay Packer Cheeseheads the world over, i will be the first man to walk on the moon and nibble some of the surface to prove it is made of cheese. that is what i was put on this Earth to do, to escape Earth.
bonus: please tell us about your last (erotic) dream: two sex kittens and i are in my bedroom. before anything happens i go to sleep cos i'm tired. i dream about a threesome.
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