Monday, February 25, 2013

TMIT: ONE DAY, MY HOLLYWOOD DREAMS WILL COME TRUE.


















that's what Dr. Chopra keeps saying, type your dreams, shout out your dreams into the air, and the universe will more readily listen. fuck it's cold...wait...*movable heater on MED, not on HOT, don't want another incident*...and, okay, yeah, the Oscars are always a half-and-half watch for me. on the one hand, i never get tired of the glitz and glamor, and i always imagine the tremendous cum-filled celebratory nights these perfect babes and hunks have after a gold win, it must be especially rough after a loss, rough sex that is. sure, they're talented too, but man, it's good-looking or bust, booted down the stairs without a ticket with your ugly mug. i'm happy for the winners, they deserve it, sometimes, but of course the jealousy bug creeps into my belly, i wish i was there in that milieu, i should have been, i should have penned episodes of ALF and THE NEXT GENERATION, i should be hobnobbing with Clooney as we type, and his fucking hot wrestling gf, suplexes all around, that is two outdated phrases keeping the convo lively. strangest moment of the night: my aging grandmother turns around to me, not knowing about Family Guy or anything, and declares Seth MacFarlane the handsomest man she'd ever seen. that sort of clash of generations and all-around pop culture skews the imagination more than a Hawking treatise on Heaven or an early-morning 8AM visit from the plumber who will have to work in the computer room to fix the leak...fuck...*typing furiously to get this shit done*...i should have been there with the beautiful people, though, with the folks, the only Folks who matter on this distant, meaningless little blue marble...i mean, i lived in Los Angeles for so long, born and raised there, just recently moved. where did i move to? a black hole
1. do you write/manage another blog? used to, back in the good ol' days of bloggin', if you catch ma drift, wink wink....y'know, cum art and the rest.
2. pick 3 random blogs from your blog roll and tell us why they are on your roll, why they don't slow your roll: cool, my FAST FRIENDS blogroll, haven't looked at that in ages, been ridiculously busy with nothing busywork, i try to add as many cool blogger buddy folks as i can, try to spread (both meanings) the community as wide open as possible. lately, though, let's face it, it's dead around here, been a ghost town for years now really, it'll never achieve the rampant buzzing activity it did those five years or so before i even knew what blogspot or sex blogging were. wish i was born in those times, wish i was there for the Sex Blog Revolution, wish i was a hippie in the '60s like my father, RIP. well, gotta go with Hyper Sexual Girl, i always find her writing to be both extremely sexy and intelligent, and very aware-of-the-culture, which is my particular niche, so CLICK HERE...although for some reason, i think she hates me or something. of course i am very biased about the next two, these are my two favorite women on the net, i am in love with them both...seriously...CHEEKY MINX and MISSED PERIODS. i won't give too much away, just click and enjoy their brilliant blogs, they are a feast for the eyes and the space between the ears.
3. tell us of 2 links you want us to visit: GUESS HER MUFF is always a fun, cheeky distraction game to ease stress...i really should play there more often, i'm always stressed and have no time to play stress-free games, and URBANDICTIONARY, i'm addicted to this site like string cheese, i visit it like a madman trying to fill my vocabulary hole with the latest cool sayings and expressions. there is even an entry for "the late phoenix" there if you can believe it. i know, i know, for the life of me, i have no idea who wrote and submitted the entry, it wasn't me...i keep wondering about this...*scratches chin*...hmmmmmm.....mmmmmmmm
4. any unique interests you've never shared before? i've told you about the porn, the cum, the tennis, the nerd stuff, the video games, the netflix, the loner loser, the college collapse, the one Blonde who got away...i could say i love to surf, but that would be a lie...oh, i've told you about the acting and the lies and the blog persona and blog imagination and art for art's sake and all that good filling, right? actors are professional liars, that's why i love them so much...the mask, the psychological mask i show everyone, can't take it off, no there there, no real self...the tennis...i also like to draw with colored pencils, i drew millions of worlds when i was a kid, need to get back to that, want to start drawing some original future SSS fronties, that would be sweet, lakes and stuff...the tennis...
5. what's your current obsession? living computer-free
bonus: has blogging hurt or helped your sex life? i've come and cum to the painful conclusion that blogging has hurt, or rather, there is no noticeable change or pattern one way or the other...the one eye overtakes the third eye, the play is still solitaire, not bridge with the online babes, no bridge babes. the pics you see up there of blogging sex are just that, pics. i need a long long keyboardless vacation, good-bye...well, there was that one time with famous sex-blogger Nira Chan...
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7 comments:

Kazi G said...

I had a good giggle at the images perverted for blogging ;)

Speaking of perverted images, I gave you a shout-out for the SSS meme, hopefully more people might pay attention? I dunno...

:*

~Kazi xxx

the late phoenix said...

kazi: blogging is hazardous to my health and sweet to my sanity.

AtiyaLuv said...

LOL, love it!!
and I think blogging is hazardous to our health but great for out sanity! *grins*

question #3 I used my own posts..LMAO, how modest is that? oopsy

besos mi amor!

sexsational said...

So how's living computer-free working out for you? ;)

the late phoenix said...

atiya: no, actually, now that I re-read it, you were right, it was supposed to be your own posts, I'm that humble...

sex: the stories I could tell...

Ms. B said...

Haha, you still wonder about that?! I have a Urban thing posted to... apparently I'm a teacher? Who knew? :)

Miss reading and writing and see all the funny things you write that makes me laugh!

the late phoenix said...

B: you always brighten my troubled, uh, creative mind, Ms. B, don't be a stranger the next time you take a long sabbatical