Wednesday, November 23, 2011
HNT: TABLES-TURNED THANKSGIVING
first, click on my thanksgiving nightmare last night to serve this done series on the table, ready to suck on the last of the cooked scraps
THEN, WAIT, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? NO LINK TO ANOTHER HIP MUSIC VIDEO? WHAT'S GOING ON?!
well, i thought about it, but there really isn't a definitive thanksgiving song the way there are millions of christmas carols. i mean, there's the one about going to Grandma's house, but after the Wine Incident last year, we don't speak to Grandma anymore, we're constantly on eggshells every time she calls, and we dread that 1 AM impromptu visit from her in her old, beaten-up volvo bug
sexy thanksgiving words: meat, dark meat, sauce, virgin cranberry, potato holes, beaning the greens (wink wink), football, tight end, touchdown, SCORE!!!, backyard tight ends, backyard scoring, wearing the silverware in inappropriate places, using the table sans tablecloth for a little "dessert", milk, chocolate milk, drinking the "milk" in your mouth, candles, scented candles, candlewax, glass, and the all-time winner: stuffing
bon appetit, and remember to look at what you're eating before you eat it. that's how i lost my first marriage: wandering eating, it gets you in trouble
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, HAPPY TURKEY DAY, MY BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!