Wednesday, November 23, 2011

HNT: TABLES-TURNED THANKSGIVING


*CLICKY CLICKY*



first, click on my thanksgiving nightmare last night to serve this done series on the table, ready to suck on the last of the cooked scraps



THEN, WAIT, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? NO LINK TO ANOTHER HIP MUSIC VIDEO? WHAT'S GOING ON?!



well, i thought about it, but there really isn't a definitive thanksgiving song the way there are millions of christmas carols. i mean, there's the one about going to Grandma's house, but after the Wine Incident last year, we don't speak to Grandma anymore, we're constantly on eggshells every time she calls, and we dread that 1 AM impromptu visit from her in her old, beaten-up volvo bug





sexy thanksgiving words: meat, dark meat, sauce, virgin cranberry, potato holes, beaning the greens (wink wink), football, tight end, touchdown, SCORE!!!, backyard tight ends, backyard scoring, wearing the silverware in inappropriate places, using the table sans tablecloth for a little "dessert", milk, chocolate milk, drinking the "milk" in your mouth, candles, scented candles, candlewax, glass, and the all-time winner: stuffing



bon appetit, and remember to look at what you're eating before you eat it. that's how i lost my first marriage: wandering eating, it gets you in trouble




HAPPY THANKSGIVING, HAPPY TURKEY DAY, MY BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






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11 comments:

drollgirl said...

well hope YOU have a fun and fab turkey day. with all the fixings - however you decide to interpret THAT. :)

KaziGrrl said...

Stuff that bird, baby, get your whole fist in there
Eat the meat
Breast meat, leg meat
White meat, dark meat
Make obscene designs in the butternut squash
Enjoy your day ;)

HHNT!

~Kazi xxx

Jack and Jill said...

Happy Thanksgiving! Nice turkey!

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Happy Th, tha, thanksgiving. HHNT!

Cheeky Minx said...

It's a shame we don't do this Thanking Turkey Day here because I'd like to bake a pie and have your taste buds, your eye wander over to me. But with me, it would more than likely be cake. ;)

Happy Thanksgiving, babe... x

heelsnstocking said...

great pic... want to gobble you up lol

HHNT babes

the late phoenix said...

droll: cool shades 'r' us...for cats

kazi: oh yeah, forgot all about the word "breast", must have been daydreaming. love the FIST, yes, always the fist

jack and jill: thanks, i'd go up the hill with you guys any time

daft: thanks, babe, i love it when a milf of your caliber visits my lowly blog place

cheeky: baby, i want to eat your pie all night long

heel: gobble, love it!

viemoira said...

http://youtu.be/jIDPdOyZN7c

Song^

HHNTT! ~vie

P.S. I like your wattle.

the late phoenix said...

vie: adam sandler fttw <-----for the thanksgiving win

Katie Archer said...

thanks for the follow. :)
love the thanksgiving words, would have never of something like that ;)
and Kazi, you added some really good ones..made me smile nice and big :D

the late phoenix said...

katie: :D. oh, "archer" is my favorite fx show, adult animation, nuttin' better