Wednesday, October 5, 2011
HNT: BROWN PAPER BAG
first, click on the Unknown Comic to open up the new series
THEN, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE
brown paper bag uses:
* during shame sex, shamed because of your religion, you put the bag over your own head
* during kinky sex, you put the bag over your own head...just 'cause that's kinky to you
* ANOTHER USE THAT'S POLITICALLY-INCORRECT INVOLVING MEASURES OF HOW CUTE SOMEONE IS OR ISN'T <--------WARNING!!!
* lunch, man, lunch! you remember back in the day, you wake up bright and early for another day at the ol' assembly line, you're brimming with confidence that this time Mr. Stone will notice how hard you're working at breaking those rocks and he will finally grant you that promotion...you pack a light brown-paper-sack lunch of yogurt, milk, and grilled cheese?
* blow into bag, keep blowing, fill it up with air...then...POP!!!!!!
* same as above, except replace air with vanilla pudding
name a time in your illustrious life when it just wasn't your day, you weren't feeling like the invincible god or goddess that you usually are, and you did something in the heat of the moment which you were so embarrassed about that you felt like putting a brown paper bag over your head and scooting out of town.