Monday, February 15, 2016

TMIT: BUSTA



1. in winter does your sexual appetite go on a fast? it's coming......it does indeed come fast. it's okay, though, when you lose one appetite the other appetites are enhanced. i'm so hungry right now...

2. what do you do to kick-start your libido when in a sexual slump? CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK

3. what is your favorite type of foreplay to receive? as long as it ends in cum, i'm thirsty.

4. mutual masturbation, yes or no? that's the last line you fill out in the eharmony application.

what is your technique? look lovingly into her soul-windows with my smoldering gaze...

5. do you give your lover a massage? how often/ how long? as long as it takes. she gets the yoni, i usually opt for the temple massage. my head is constantly pounding.

6. do you give or receive more massages? i like to use needles...

BONUS: if a clone was made of you, would you have sex with it? what would you do first? yes, that is the motivation behind every scientific discovery man has ever achieved. the internet was supposed to be for information. i would take off my stovepipe hat, tip it, and introduce myself to Phoenix A1 as Phoenix Prime. then we would go see Dirty Grandpa.

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3 comments:

Domino Gibson said...

Ha! These answers were HILARIOUS-- and wow, does that link have me going, let me tell you...

Jules said...

If they made a clone of me we'd either get into a shit load of troublesome antics or it'd be duel to the death at dawn. I'm better of solo. *)

the late phoenix said...

domino: what was Homer Simpson thinking? Mountain Dew over crab juice anyday ;)

juli mah dahlin: it's always good to have a spare clone around in case two boys ask you to the sitcom prom...*)